If you're like me and can see the obvious differences between freshman and seniors, here are seven things that might give you a laugh:
1. Getting out of bed.
Freshman: Wakes up 2 hours before class, does their makeup, picks out a cute outfit.
Senior: Wakes up 30 minutes before class and throws on some gym shorts that probably need to be washed.
2. Attitude on the first day of school.
Freshman: "I can't wait to see who's in my classes and to meet my professors!:
Senior: "I wish it was still summer."
3. School supplies.
Freshman: Pencils, pens, dry erase markers, post it notes, six notebooks, four binders, and a partridge in a pair tree.
Senior: iPhone and a charger.
4. Tiredness.
Freshman: Awake, ready to party, stays up until 2a.m. and wakes up for their 8a.m.
Senior: Goes to bed at 9p.m. and wakes up at noon.
5. Alcohol intake.
Freshman: Three to four beers, feeling pretty good.
Senior: Five shots of something extra strong and feeling nothing.
6. Listening to your professor.
Freshman: "Wow, this is really cool and interesting."
Senior: "What they hell are they talking about?"
7. Forgetting about an assignment.
Freshman: "Oh my gosh, I'm going to fail."
Senior: "Oh well, better luck next time."
8. Parking.
Freshman: Parks in the areas their parking pass permits them to.
Senior: Parks in illegal spots and gets at least one parking ticket a week.
9. Eating.
Freshman: "Let's get something from the dining hall."
Senior: "I'd rather starve than eat anything from the dining hall."
10. Seeing a dog on campus.
Freshman: Freaks out and cries tears of joy.
Senior: Freaks out and cries tears of joy.
I hope you all can relate the way I can!
