College is notorious for being crazy, I mean we've all seen Animal House. Here are just a few things that most students participate in that non-college students would find a bit abnormal.
1. Procrastinate
It’s inevitable; there are more important things than writing that 8-page sociology paper that will come up (like Chad from Apple Pi Delta). And then before you know it, it’s ten o’clock at night, the paper is due at midnight, and all you have is your name at the top of the page. Don’t worry we all do it, and you’ll get it done… eventually.
2. Pull All-Nighters
Because of that procrastination, all-nighters are inevitable as well. Good thing a 20 oz. Red Bull is only $5 at your local U-Stop because you will be up writing those papers and studying for those exams and before you know it, the sun has risen, the birds are chirping, and it’s time for class.
3. Skip Class
I’m not saying class isn’t important, but let’s be real, there are only so many hours in a day. Sometimes things come up and you have no choice but to miss out. Be thankful for those professors who allow so many absences per semester (use them wisely), and be especially thankful for those who don’t even take attendance. Make friends in your classes so if you do have to skip, you can still get notes and don’t miss out on the information that was presented that day. And make sure that the friends you make, don’t skip class either.
4. Take 10 Minute Naps
College is crazy and that comes with a crazy schedule. You can’t miss out on precious study time by taking three-hour naps, so ten minutes it is. There are even studies saying that shorter naps are more beneficial than longer ones; it re-energizes you more and you wake up less tired than you would when taking a long nap.
5. Go Out On Weekdays
For those weeks that are less crazy, the weekend starts on Thirsty Thursday. Or even Wine Wednesday if you’re feeling a bit ~rebellious~. Hell, there’s even a week dedicated to weekday partying (syllabus week for those living under a rock). Drinking on the weekdays isn’t the end of the world, as long as you don’t disregard assignments and wake up for class the next morning.
6. Underage Drink (At Least Once)
No matter how much your health teacher in middle school preached to you about how dangerous underage drinking is and how important it is to avoid peer pressure; it’s bound to happen. Unfortunately, binge-drinking culture is very real on college campuses and it’s not that hard to be tempted. However, props to those who are strong enough to stick to their morals and can still go out and enjoy themselves without liquid courage.
7. Party In Random Houses
If you go to a school like mine and have a dry campus, it’s not that weird to walk into a random house on the weekends for parties. I guess looking at it from a different point-of-view, this is very strange, but college students will be college students and they’re bound to party somewhere (even if it looks like a crack house).
8. Steal Things From Greek Houses
This is definitely illegal, but honestly not that weird for college students. It almost becomes a contest between houses who can steal the most stuff. Composites, flags, president headshots; you name it and it’s probably been taken at one point or another. One frat even took the batteries out of all of our TV remotes, like who does that???
9. Hide A Secret From Your Parents
It’s pretty natural to not tell your parents everything that happens during a night out on the town. Some of those crazy stories are better off not being shared, like that tattoo you got on spring break freshman year? Yeah, mom and dad probably don’t need to know about that. (PSA to my parents, do not worry I am still ink-free!!!!)
10. Consider Dropping Out
Everyone wonders at one point or another if a college education is really worth it. Personally, I have researched potential jobs that don’t require a college degree and I’m sure other people have as well. It’s hard not to think about if all of this stress and sleep deprivation will pay off in the end. But don’t worry my mom says I can do it, and if I can do it, I’m sure all of you can too.
