10 Andy Dwyer Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

Brighten Up Your Day with These 9 Andy Dwyer 'Parks & Rec' Quotes

Andy Dwyer is a true gem, and these quotes prove it.


Even though "Parks & Recreation" is no longer on the air, we still have the memorable quotes from the best cast of characters around. Andy Dwyer is the creme de la creme, churning out some of the show's most memorable one-liners. Today we celebrate him by laughing at and enjoying some of his best lines. Brighten up your day with these hilarious quotes:

1. Andy really knows how to figure out what he's allergic to.

2. He is also a gourmet chef.

3. Andy is very smart.

4. And knows he can live out his true dream career.

5. Andy is a true intellectual.

6. And keeps everyone on their toes.

7. He may not know that swans are aggressive...

8. Or what the other 98% of 2% milk is.

9. But Andy Dwyer is pure as hell.

10. And that's all that matters!

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1. "You're braver than you believe and stronger and smarter than you think." 

2. "Think it over, think it under." 

3. "Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day." 

4. "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." 

5. "It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

6.  "Think, think, think." 

7. "The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually." 

8. "Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be." 

9. "To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks." 

10. "Home is the comfiest place to be." 

11. "So perhaps the best thing to do is to stop writing introductions, and get on with the book." 

12. "I must go forward to where I have never been instead of backwards where I have." 

13. "One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." 

14. "Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved." 

15. "It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine." 

16. "Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known."

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