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37 Drake Lyrics From 'Scorpion' That Will Make Your Next Instagram Caption Go Double Platinum

Side A makes you want to be single, Side B make you want to be boo'd up.

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We all knew "Scorpion" was going to be the summer banger we wanted. However, Drake surprised us with two sides of an album and two sides of himself. Mixing rap and R&B; was genius on his part, so why not dedicate 37 of his lyrics to our Instagram captions?

1. "Don't tell me how knew it would be like this all along" — Emotionless

Definitely a "I'm too good" for you vibe.

2. "My mentions are jokes, but they never give me the facts" — Talk Up

This one's for my haters.

3. "I wanna thank God for workin' way harder than Satan" — Elevate

For when you're feeling blessed.

4. "I promise if I'm not dead then I'm dedicated" — March 14

In Drake's story about his son the world knows about now, we get a lyric of true love and dedication

5. "My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions" — Survival

6. "Pinky ring 'til I get a wedding ring" — Nonstop

7. "I gotta breathe in real deep when I catch an attitude" — 8 Out of 10

This first line of the song is about to be spread on the gram like a wildfire

8. "Heard all of the talkin', now it's quiet, now it's shush" — Mob Ties

9. "California girls sweeter than pieces of candy" — Sandra's Rose

This is gonna have every girl who has ever stayed in Cali all hot and heavy, watch it.

10. "I think you're changing your mind, starting to see it in your eyes" — Summer Games

Y'all know how these summer games go

11. "Look the new me is really still the real me" — In My Feelings

When you've got to profess that you've changed 200%

12. "Only beggin' that I do is me beggin' your pardon" — Is There More

13. "Shifted your focus, lens lookin' jaded" — Jaded

14. "Back and forth to Italy, my comment section killin' me" — Can't Take a Joke

Necessary for when you've got people hyping you up already

15. "People are only as tough as they phone allows them to be" — Peak

Y'all can't have this one, I'm stealing it

16. "Work all winter, shine all summer" — That's How You Feel

Put in the work so you can flex on 'em, summer 18

17. "Blue faces, I got blue diamonds, blue tint, yeah" — Blue Tint


18. "I stay busy workin' on me" — Elevate

19. "Ten of us, we movin' as one" — Talk Up

The perfect reason to get the largest group picture you've had on your gram

20. "October baby for irony sake, of course" — March 14

This statistically applies to 1/12 of y'all reading this, so take that as you will (we October babies are the best)

21. "She had an attitude in the summer but now she nice again" — Blue Tint

22. "I know you special girl 'cause I know too many" — In My Feelings


23. "Gotta hit the club like you hit them, hit them, hit them angles" — Nice for What

24. "She said 'Do you love me?' I tell her, 'Only partly,' I only love my ____ and my ____ I'm sorry" — God's Plan

If you haven't used this one yet, get to it

25. "But I'm blessed I just checked, hate me never met me in the flesh" — I'm Upset

26. "It's only good in my city because I said so" — 8 Out of 10

Follow this up with a location and shoutout your hometown

27. "My haters either on they way to work or they arrived" — Can't Take a Joke

28. "I always need a glass of wine by sundown" — Final Fantasy

Has Drake ever been more relatable?

29. "It's your f***in' birthday. Happy birthday" — Ratchet Happy Birthday

Let's go get kicked out of an Applebee's

30. "I move through London with the Eurostep" — Nonstop


31. "I stopped askin' myself and I started feelin' myself" — Survival

Mood all summer 18

32. "They keep tryna' get me for my soul" — I'm Upset

33. "I'm tryna see who's there on the other end of the shade" — Emotionless

34. "Only obligation is to tell it straight" — Elevate

35. "It don't matter to me what you say" — Don't Matter to Me


This line from the King of Pop (MJ) will give you chills. R.I.P.

36. "I'm the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves" — Sandra's Rose

37. "Say you'll never ever leave from beside me" — In My Feelings

Couple goals, amirite?

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7 Ways Boarding School Is Nothing Like College

You actually get to be independent.

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There's a common conception that boarding school and college are very similar to each other, mostly because you're attending school away from home and living away from your parents. This is definitely true, and there are actually quite a few other similarities between the two.

But if I'm being completely honest, boarding school and college aren't much alike. Here are a few reasons why college is a lot different from boarding school, and if you also went to boarding school, you'll most likely agree with this list:

1. College campuses are huge, like VERY huge.

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It's true that at boarding school there is the college-like feel present, because it has its own campus where you have to walk from building to building for classes. But at college, you're looking at ten minute walks to class instead of one or two minutes, because all of the buildings are on opposite sides of the large campus. Sometimes I find myself having to speed walk, or even run, to class because it's on the other edge of campus from my dorm, whereas in boarding school, my classrooms were literally one building over.

2. There's also ten times as many people in your class.

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In high school, I graduated with roughly 120 other people in my class, so it's safe to say that we all pretty much knew everyone else to an extent. However, in college, you'll probably know about 5% of the people in your graduating class, because of how many students there are on campus. But in a way, this is a lot nicer and I actually prefer this size over boarding school, because now I don't have the entirety of campus knowing me and everything about me, and I can blend in when I want to or need to.

3. The food in the dining halls are *somewhat* better.

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Yes, dining halls are dining halls no matter where you go, and they get tiring after awhile, even in college. But the only advantage that college dining halls have over boarding school dining halls is that they're a lot bigger and offer more variety and diversity of food choices. In high school, it was always a standard set menu, whereas in college, there's always pizza, pasta, or salad available, aside from the hot meals they've prepared.

4. Residence halls are typically co-ed.

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Remember the struggle of trying to visit your guy friends at boarding school because they all lived in separate dorms, and you probably needed some type of permission to do so? Forget about that in college, because now they can literally live next door to you. This can be both a blessing and a curse, because while you get to live with your friends regardless of gender, sharing the bathroom spaces might be difficult at times.

5. There's not as many rules.

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I'm still sometimes triggered by all of the rules that we had to follow in boarding school, such as making sure to sign out whenever we were leaving campus, or having to check into the dorms by 10 PM. In college, none of this exists, because you're now technically an adult living on your own, so you have much more freedom in where you go, what you do, and the decisions you make.

6. You have more control over your class schedule.

Don't get your hopes up; you probably will still have one or two 8 AM classes at least some point in college. But the beauty of having more control of your schedule means you can actually hand pick the times you want to take the classes you're interested in or are required for your major. So if you want to start your day at noon, or want to not have Friday classes, you have a stronger chance of doing so, unlike in boarding school, where you had to stick to the standard 8 AM-3 PM schedule five days a week.

7. One word: tailgates.

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Don't get me wrong, we still got hype for sports games at boarding school. But at college, game days are taken to a whole new level. Many people dress up in school colors and go to tailgates, followed by going to the game to cheer on the team. It's an entire day event, and it only makes you even prouder to go to the school you do just from seeing everyone's happy and positive school spirit.

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