10 Thoughts You WILL Have While On A Juice Cleanse

10 Thoughts You WILL Have While On A Juice Cleanse

"This is effin stupid."

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So I decided to try a juice cleanse...

I live in LA ok? Don't judge me. I'm constantly surrounded by overly hot people who only talk about their appearances. It's hard to not to get with the vibe here. I tried the cleanse because I feel like I had too.

I was on a trip recently and ate pretty unhealthy. If you know me you know I eat a ton of veggies and I'm pretty good at eating clean. BUT If you also know me, you know that I have a tendency to go on a snack streak and will gorge anything that's on my place without thinking twice about how my body will feel later.

If you're planning to do a cleanse, here are a few thoughts I guarantee you'll be having while on it as well:

1. "One day no biggie" 

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2. "Does this juice always taste this gross?" 

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3. "Wait there's only vegetables in it, it's not THAT bad" 

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4. "Oh here comes the stomach growls" 

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5. "I'm hungry" 

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6. "Is this what starvation feels like?"

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7. "I think the bathroom is my best friend now"

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8. "I hope this starvation was worth it" 

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9. "Why do I like to torture myself" 

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10. "I can't wait to eat a donut tomorrow" 

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Personally, I don't think I want to do it ever again solely because I really missed my own cooking.

Also, I'm sure there are better ways to detox.

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10 Gifts Every Girl Who's Trying To Adult Should Add To Their Christmas List This Year

Start investing in your future!

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Here are some great gift ideas for the girl who is starting her life as an adult! These are just some basic essentials that can help you at least fake it 'till you make it!

1. A crock pot

There are going to be many days where you just want to make an easy meal an then come home from a long day and have it all cooked and ready. A crock pot is perfect for this and you can even make amazing desserts. Crockpots are typically on a super sale on Black Friday so be on the lookout for that.

2. A nice knife

There is nothing more aggravating then wanting to cook a nice meal for your self and getting hand cramps every other second because your Walmart knives can't cut through a piece of chicken. Although sometimes a nice knife or knife set can be expensive, it will be a great investment because you won't need to buy a new knife every year.

3. A pair of rain boots

There is nothing worse than waking up on a rainy day knowing you are about to be soaked when you walk outside. Whether its Hunter boots, Sperrys, Duck Boots or just Target rain boots get to wear out in the rain besides Vans. There is nothing worse than walking around in wet shoes all day.

4. A reliable computer

Although this is a more expensive gift, having a reliable computer is extremely important! If you can't rely on your computer you won't be able to get your work or school work done and you could lose important documents and it will cause a lot of extra

5. An e-reader

The older you get, the more important it becomes to read. There is so much knowledge that is to be gained from reading and why not try to absorb all the knowledge that you can while you're young! There are also a lot of books out there on how to adult which are usually hilarious but still provide a lot of help. If you are looking at a Kindle, Amazon usually releases pretty good deals on their products for the holiday season.

6. A blender

Smoothies are such an easy and healthy snack/meal that you can make and if you get one of the smaller, personal blenders it makes your life so easy! Along with crock pots, blenders are also always on sale on Black Friday so be on the lookout for one you like and share it with your friends and family!

7. Business clothes

In the next few years of your life, you are bound to end up somewhere that you need to have business attire. Whether it is a presentation at school, an interview, or maybe even a headshot photo it is critical to have a nice outfit stowed away in your closet.

8. A quality portable charger

For those of us who are always on the go, it is really nice to have a portable charger, especially one that holds multiple charges. This is such an easy gift to ask for and they are always on sale at Christmas time. Once you get one you'll never go back to your dead phone days!

9. A reusable water bottle

Whether it is a Swell, Hydroflask, or just an insulated bottle off Amazon, a reusable water bottle is so crucial to everyday life! Hopefully, you want one to help save the environment but a nice water bottle could also keep your water cold all day long which is perfect for those of us who are always super busy.

10. Stocks.

This may sound like a silly present and although it is not something tangible that you can have Christmas morning, it is something your future self will thank you for. Instead of having a relative buy you a present you don't really need, you should have them invest some of their money into a stock for you. Then over the years, you can watch your money grow in the market and sell it whenever need be. If you're on the road to adulating you might as well start with investing in your future.

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Christmas was always the favorite child...

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! That awkward stage where you are excited for Thanksgiving, but wherever you turn, there are Christmas advertisements trying to get you to buy more stuff for the holidays. It seems like the ads pop up earlier each year, each one more Christmassy (is that even a word?) than the last. We barely made it past Halloween and Starbucks had their reusable, red, holiday cups on the shelves. Your friends and family are probably jamming to Christmas music too (that's totally me, guilty as charged). So where does all this pressure to celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving end, and is it possible to celebrate both at the same time?

To the joy of some and despair of others, I will let you know, the Christmas ads are probably never going to cease. Stores enjoy the profits they gain from the holiday rush, and escaping the Company Christmas jingles would mean living under a rock for the next two months. So here we are, trapped and brainwashed each day with the radio, T.V., and social media. The "buy this to make your loved ones happy" message is constantly on loop, but behind this stereotype is a deeper meaning to why people love Christmas so much.

Christmas brings out the best in people. Customers tip better, children become extra good for the "nice list," and compassion is shared more during this magical time of the year. This common bond of generosity between each individual is enough to light up the night sky with imaginary Christmas lights. This season makes us feel all warm and tingly even if the freezing snow bites at our noses. Stores have commercialized the meaning of it, but the Christmas spirit is still there. So what, our society celebrates Christmas too early? The only side effects seen is joy and a steaming cup of hot chocolate!

So the next time you see someone celebrating Christmas before Thanksgiving, don't judge. They want to feel the joy of the season, and who are you to tell them not to? I'm sure they celebrate Thanksgiving on it's rightful day with their families and in their defense, there isn't any Thanksgiving music to jam out to (Sorry, Thanksgiving!). The point is, be respectful of each person's source of happiness. It is completely possible to celebrate pumpkin season in its entirety and still listen to Christmas music.

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