These past few days have been frigid compared to how mild the winter has been so far. I've compiled a list of things you can do instead of going outside into the tundra. "But Sarah, what if I DO have to go out?" Easy! Don't. If you really want to make this week fun, close your eyes and randomly pick an item from the list.

1. Bake five cakes.

2. Eat two of those cakes.

3. Clean your room.

4. Find your middle school diary and remember how angsty you were.

5. Forget about cleaning your room.

6. Stalk your middle school crushes on Facebook.

7. Think about how Zayn put up with five years of 1D if he hated it so much.

8. Do homework.

9. Make up a bucket list.

10. Shop online.

11. Cry a little bit when you check your bank account balance.

12. Think about if The Wanted are getting back together.

13. Go back to cleaning your room in hopes of locating some cash.

14. Eat a pint of ice cream.

15. Watch all the Harry Potter movies.

16. Get bored during the second because it's the worst.

17. Watch a documentary about aliens.

18. Watch babies laughing on YouTube.

19. Then end up on male seahorses giving birth.

20. Realize that the episodes on Chopped on Netflix are only good in the later seasons.

21. Get angry because you're not famous.

22. Eat some more cake.

23. Open the front door and blow bubbles to see if they'll freeze.

24. Do some other cool winter experiments you can find on YouTube.

25. Go back inside because it's not worth it.

These options might not be your cup of tea, but this was my Saturday. I did brave the arctic to go out for Chipotle when it was 7 degrees Fahrenheit. So in conclusion...just stay inside.