Nine times out of ten, I can scroll through my Facebook timeline and see at least three statuses from various moms that make me wonder three things:
1. What made you think posting a status about accidentally burning your chicken casserole for dinner was Facebook-worthy?
2. Why is your status in all caps lock and signed with your name at the bottom?
3. How does your profile picture have 103 likes?
Too many times a day, my phone goes off and I think it’s a text message or a new snapchat...but it's actually just my second grade best friend’s mom asking me to play Farmville. Thanks for the invite, but I think I’ll pass on this one.
However before you guys get the wrong idea, let me clarify that I indeed do love when I get those comments from my best friend’s 80-year-old aunt, once removed that goes something along the lines of:
“SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE A SHINING STAR !!!!! HOPE U R HAVING A NICE TIME AT INDIANA UNIVERSITY XOXO AUNT SALLY.”
"Hey honey, what’s a wall? What does it mean when it says 'password incorrect?' What is that little red thing doing at the corner of my screen? "These are just a few questions that make moms so adorably embarrassing on Facebook.
So, moms of Facebook, as flattering as it is to receive your all caps compliments on my tagged photos, and as much as my friends love accepting your friend requests, maybe you should stick to email.