P-I-Z-Z-A. Undeniably, the most beautiful and perfect combination of letters known to man. I’m not sure if it’s the cheesy goodness or the warm bread, but pizza has a place in my heart. People come and go. Friends come and go. Boys come and go. Girls come and go. But do you know what always stays? That’s right, pizza. It will always be there for you. Pizza makes you smile, stops your "hanger" and loves you.

Pizza does so much good in your life. It’s only when you realize all the things that pizza would never do to you do you really appreciate it’s presence in your life.

1. Pizza wouldn't lie to you.

It just wouldn’t! And do you want to know why? Well duh, it’s pizza, it can’t talk. Pizza believes in action, not words.

2. Pizza wouldn’t like other girl’s Instagram pictures.

Pizza is committed to liking your pictures and your pictures only. It will like all your pictures and comment because that’s what love is all about.

3. Pizza wouldn’t turn on their read receipts.

If pizza read your text, it would respond immediately. It has nothing better to do than you. Its life is about you. Pizza values your time.

4. Pizza wouldn’t ask to “hangout.”

You all know this one. Pizza doesn’t want to “hang out.” Pizza wants to spend quality time with you and get to know you.

5. Pizza wouldn’t call you a friends with benefits.

You will not be reduced to this cliche by pizza. Instead, pizza is looking for commitment. And you know you want it too.

6. Pizza wouldn’t text you, “Sup?”

Never.

7. Pizza wouldn’t leave you feeling unsatisfied.

It always hits the spot.

8. Pizza won’t booty call you at 2 a.m.

Note the time stamp. Pizza has a thousand times more respect for you. It will text you three days in advance because you’re a busy person and pizza wants to fit into your schedule, not the other way around.

9. Pizza wouldn’t disappoint you.

It will always be exactly what you expect. And it will be wonderful every single time.