It has been almost a year since our beloved Vine had its final moments. However, at least we still have access to some of the priceless hits. For a laugh, here are all the zodiacs as one of the great vines we all know and love.
1. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19).
"So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift."
2. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18).
"I brought you frankincense."
"Thank you."
"I brought you myrrh."
"Thank you."
"Myrrhder."
"Judas!"
3. Pisces (February 19 - March 20).
"Road work ahead? Well, I sure hope it does!"
4. Aries (March 21 - April 19).
"Showertime, adderall, a glass of whiskey and diesel jeans."
5. Taurus (April 20 - May 20).
"I like pickles and I can shoot threes. Let's go."
6. Gemini (May 21 - June 20).
"Hi, my name's Trey. I have a basketball game tomorrow. I'm a point guard."
7. Cancer (June 21 - July 22).
"Get to Del Taco, they got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado."
8. Leo (July 23 - August 22).
"Look. Look it. It's fricken bats. I love Halloween."
9. Virgo (August 23 - September 22).
"Pepsi bottle, Coca-Cola glass. I don't give a damn."
10. Libra (September 23 - October 22).
"Hurricane Katrina! More like hurricane tortilla."
11. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21).
"Later mom. What's up? Me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker. Give me my hat back, Jordan. Do you want to go see Uncle Kracker or no?"
12. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21).
"Have you had a dream that that you um you had you you wou could you do you wi you wants you you could do so you you do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?"
