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If Every Zodiac Sign Had Its Own John Mulaney GIF

You know you've always wanted to know.

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If Every Zodiac Sign Had Its Own John Mulaney GIF
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As an avid fan of comedian John Mulaney and a strong follower of zodiac memes, I thought it would only be appropriate to combine the two, simply to see if it could work. I now present, each of the twelve zodiac signs as a John Mulaney gif.

1. Taurus

Taurus can be seen as people with good taste who are down to earth. But, they can also be seen as pleasure-seeking, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'm pretty sure everyone can relate to this line about cancelling plans.

2. Gemini

Gemini are known to love games, yet are also mischievous. John shows it perfectly as he "looks for clues" in this bit.

3. Cancer

Cancers are very friend-oriented and also practical. He likes to talk about his friends a lot, so of course it was only fitting top include one of his best friends, Nick Kroll, on this list.

4. Leo

One of the misconceptions about Leos is that they are very vain. Since I'm feeding into stereotypes here, John, who isn't even a Leo, seems to fit the mold perfectly.

5. Virgo

Virgos are inherently creative souls. Although he didn't say this himself, it does have a lot of creativity in trying to convert an on fire garbage can into a nursery.

6. Libra

I think by now you can probably guess that I'm focusing on both the good and bad sides of each sign. Libras are known to have complicated love lives, which causes them to ask themselves the very question up above.

7. Scorpio

Scorpios are one of the signs that will be absolutely real with you. They'll tell you like it is, which is why anyone who is a Scorpio can relate to knowing that yes, adult life is already so goddamn weird, especially fro college students.

8. Sagittarius

Sagittarius are known as the open-minded zodiac sign. However, they can be insensitive and cold as well. I'd have to say that he described the darker side of Sagittarius perfectly with this one line.

9. Capricorn

Capricorns are known to be extremely hardworking individuals, but will not be content until they reach the top. He perfectly encompasses this with his story about his time in grade school.

10. Aquarius

Aquarius are known to be distant, but they are also known as trend-setters and eccentric individuals. John fully embodies that here.

11. Pisces

Pisces can be known to be alluring, free, sensual beings. They are also known to be sensitive and others who can't function alone. A simple line from his short-lived show without any context fits this sign perfectly.

12. Aries

Aries are definitely known independent characteristics. However, they can be impulsive at times. This can cause sudden outbursts of random actions and prolonged events, which is exactly what John is talking about in this bit.

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