Disclaimer: I totally made all of this stuff up. I'm no expert, like Buzzfeed and their millions of zodiac quizzes, so take my predictions with a grain of salt!
Aries: Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
Aries are eager, headstrong, and competitive, and this ride is probably one of the most competitive in Disney World. Getting the highest score means you automatically get bragging rights all day. Aries would never pass that up.
Taurus: The Great Movie Ride
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Like Tauruses, the Great Movie Ride was a constant in Hollywood Studios, a never-changing classic, yet fun and creative ride that everybody loved. RIP Great Movie Ride, forever in our hearts.
Gemini: It's a Small World
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Geminis are kind and curious, eager to learn more, and Small World is a ride that provides a friendly trip through the lovely cultures of the world, teaching guests about the style of music, fashion, and even how to say goodbye in different languages!
Cancer: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Cancers are sentimental and compassionate, just like our favorite bear, Winnie the Pooh. Though the ride is a fun whirlwind of trippy scenarios, it reminds us all of how cute and loving Winnie the Pooh is.
Leo: Expedition Everest - Legend of the Forbidden Mountain
Leos are outgoing, dramatic, and fiery, just like the extravagant and wild Expedition Everest.
Virgo: Spaceship Earth
Virgos are intuitive, analytical, loyal, and gentle. Similarly, Spaceship Earth is an educational experience that takes you through time, and if you've been going to Disney your whole life, a part of your childhood. Its large golf ball-like exterior has always stood as the main point of Epcot, loyal and true, teaching us everything we need to know from the Phoenicians to Michelangelo.
Libra: Prince Charming Regal Carousel
The Carousel is a great ride to go on with both friends and family and a great photo opportunity. The shining lights and beautiful horses are graceful and gorgeous, just like Libras, who are elegant and social.
Scorpio: Pirates of the Carribean
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Scorpios, much like a pirate, are brave, resourceful, and hard-headed. The stubbornness of Captain Jack Sparrow is nothing new to a Scorpio.
Sagittarius: Jungle Cruise
A Sagittarius is extroverted, funny, and optimistic. Like our Skipper, a Sagittarius will get you through those dark tunnels, or out of a sticky situation with some jungle animals, but not without cracking a few jokes along the way.
Capricorn: Space Mountain
Serious, independent, and tenacious, Capricorns are the embodiment of Space Mountain. Seated next to no one, you explore the vast universe at high speeds, alone, but it's still fun.
Aquarius: Splash Mountain
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Splash Mountain is a classic ride, and just like an Aquarius, is fun and creative. The originality and quirky ambiance of Splash Mountain meshes well with Aquarius's vibe.
Pisces: Journey into Imagination with Figment
Wise and artistic, this ride provides an explanation on imagination, something a Pisces is quite familiar with. The cheerful nature of the ride brings joy to guests hearts, just like any Pisces can do.