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If Zodiac Signs Were 'All Time Low' Songs

Everything you never needed to know about your astrological sign

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If Zodiac Signs Were 'All Time Low' Songs
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I've always been curious about my horoscope, and I'm notorious for falling for Zodiac click baits like "which Twilight character would you marry based on your zodiac," or if my zodiac sign was compatible with my latest crush's zodiac sign. I've never believed them necessarily, but I do find some weird satisfaction knowing that my sign would marry Taylor Lautner and that my current boy toy and I would be *perf* together.

I'm also a huge pop punk music fanatic, so it just made sense to me to create this piece.

Disclaimer: This is purely for fun, and not to be taken seriously in the slightest!

Aries (March 20-April 19): "The Reckless and The Brave"

Aries is the first sign in the zodiac chart. They're smart, strong, and brave. This can cause them to be stubborn on bad days, but they truly are natural born leaders. Aries people can find an identity with "The Reckless and The Brave" through its strong riffs, powerful lyrics, and upbeat vibe.

Taurus (April 20-May 19): "Dancing With a Wolf"

Taurus' are probably the most headstrong of the signs, and if you mess with one of them, you'll feel like you just danced with a wolf (but you might not make it out alive).

Gemini (May 20- June 19): "Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)"

Geminis can have the best and worst of both worlds. Because they represent two personalities, you'll never quite know where you stand with them. You're damned if ya do, damned if ya don't!

Cancer (June 20-July 22): "Backseat Serenade"

Cancers are self-admitted lovers; not fighters. They find comfort in their shells and in the arms of the one they love. It may not make sense to you, but it does to them, and that's all they need to go after a whirlwind love affair.

Leo (July 23-August 22): "Bail Me Out" (ft. Joel Madden)

Leos are one of the most loyal zodiac signs, and they would no doubt bail their friends out of jail. This one is a no brainer.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): "Weightless"

Virgos can get stuck in their everyday routines and desire for constant order and their strong work ethic. Sometimes, it just doesn't feel like enough. Don't worry, Virgos, it may not be your weekend, but it's gonna be your year.

Libra (September 23- October 22): "Therapy"

Libras bottle things up and hold things in, but they are also the most caring and loving people. They may have scars, but that doesn't stop them from loving with all their heart. Treat your Libras delicately!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): "Paint You Wings"

Scorpios are the level-headed zodiac. They're kind, loyal, smart, fair, and sympathetic. They don't deserve the bad rap they often get when they let their tempers get the best of them.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): "That Girl"

Sagittarius' can be pretty blunt without even realizing, and can often come off as selfish, moody, basically, a straight up bitch. But it's not all bad! You're independent, strong, and you know who you are and what you want. Work it, girl.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): "Dear Maria, Count Me In"

Capricorns have a way of making you want to constantly be around them. They're all around perfect, except for when they're not. Regardless, you'll still find yourself telling your Capricorn to count you in for the next adventure.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): "Old Scars / Future Hearts"

No matter what happens to an Aquarius, they focus on their next move and what's to come for their future. They don't let their past, no matter how painful, keep them from moving forward.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): "Time-Bomb"

Pisces are creative, emotional, and intuitive, which can make for a messy explosion when you cross them. Be careful with these guys, they're nature's time-bomb waiting to be set into motion.

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