Nothing's for certain in college, but one thing we've fully accepted is the fact that boys will most likely fade in and out of our lives, whether we like it or not. Let's face it: our "love lives" in college are honestly laughable at this point. Once the next weekend rolls around, the chances of us still talking to the same person are incredibly slim and we consider the concept of dating to be an actual joke. Cher Horowitz has literally been in our shoes when it comes to boy struggles. All the Clueless icon wanted was the hot new kid at school, but of course when has getting a boy ever been easy? I think we both know the answer to that question.

Here's your non-existent love life in college, as told by the person who knows best, Cher Horowitz:

1. When you go out for the night looking fuego, only to go back with pizza, not a boy.

2. When you find out so-and-so got a boyfriend and realize you're doomed.

3. When getting a text back from a boy is as hard as finding a frat boy who doesn't wear Timbs.

4. When you try to make excuses for why you're still single as if boys beg to date you every day.

5. When the only guys who hit on you are creepy and won't leave you alone.

6. When you kid yourself for a second that you have standards when it comes to college boys.

7. When a boy utters literally anything remotely nice to you and you interpret that as a grand romantic gesture.

8. When you try flirting but you just end up embarrassing yourself.

9. When you realize your fantasy relationship with a boy you've had minimal interaction with, is never going to happen.

10. When you conclude you are absolutely clueless when it comes to having a love life in college, just like the rest of us.