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Your Night Out, As Told By "Modern Family"

They just get you.

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Your Night Out, As Told By "Modern Family"

Whether it's a week night or a weekend, you and your friends are always ready for a fun time. And whether you identify as more of a Phil Dunphy or a Cam Tucker, "Modern Family" is there to perfectly sum up any night out. From pre-game to drunk snacks and everything in between, they just get you.

1. When your friends tell you that it's time to get ready.

2. But then you finally get the motivation to get ready and you emerge from your room looking fabulous.

3. And it's not long before everyone starts yelling "Shots!!!" and you know deep down that is a terrible idea.

You're, like, totally against it.

4. But you end up taking one (or 12) anyway.

You don't make great decisions under shots, either.

5. That's OK because when you arrive at the party, you're already feeling good and dancey.

6. And since your dance moves are fire, you just keep on going.

7. The later in the night it gets, the more likely it is that when you and your friends start joking around, things can get messy.

Remember, even the best fall down sometimes.

8. But you recover quickly and start introducing yourself to everyone at the party

9. At some point in the night, you might even start flirting with that cute guy that's in one of your classes.

10. And you should always feel free to use a nice pick-up line to get the conversation started.

11. But when you realize how tired you are, you make sure to let your friends know in a super subtle way that you're totally ready to go home and go to bed.


12. But not before you inevitably send numerous drunk texts that you are sure to regret in the morning.

Ya hate to see it.

13. To top the night off, after rolling in the door after a fun night out, you head straight to the pantry and eat all the snacks you can find.

And then you proceed to tuck yourself into bed.

14. The next morning, getting out of bed would be impossible if it weren't for coffee.

15. And you rehash the night with your roommates over breakfast.

16. Of course, you also make sure to stalk that cute boy you were talking to on every form of social media too.


And then, after attempting to be a productive part of society for a few hours, you prepare to do it all over again.

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