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People are seriously stupid
When I ask "for here or to go?", you do NOT say "yes"
Do NOT wait to tell me you don't want an item after i already put it on your bowl
You are the WORST kind of person if you tell me "I don't want sour cream!! I'm sorry" after i plopped some on there.
People that order multiple things come from hell
Do not stand in front of me with your phone out ordering for 5 people. IT MAKES SHIT COMPLICATED
People that come in last minute deserve nothing
We close at 10pm. DO NOT COME IN AT 9:57PM AND ORDER FOOD.
People that get 20 things on their burrito clearly have no common sense
I'm sorry but if you get Rice, beans, DOUBLE chicken, queso, and ALL THE FUCKING SAUCES... you cannot get butthurt when we cold roll it. You make it physically impossible.
People cant handle the truth, or when we are out of a certain food for that matter
If I say we're out of carnitas, we are out of fucking carnitas. Don't give me a pissy look because you came too late and missed out. We get busy, we only have a limited supply of everything.
People cant handle high priced meal
If you get double meat, queso, AND guac... expect an expensive bowl. This shit ain't cheap and if you put that shit on your food, knowing all to well that it will be extra... don't act shocked
How to roll the perfect burrito
It took practice, but working here taught me to roll the perfect burrito. Now i can show off my skills whenever i make them
People that want PLAIN rice can die
We make cilantro lime rice. Thats what it is. If you come in and ask for rice with NO CILANTRO, you're pissing everyone off and holding up the line.
Working in food industry can be a bitch
People easily piss you off because they can be so needy, so stupid, and so..well, stupid.