For as long as I can remember, my uncle has mercilessly tortured me. It was a loving torture, but torture none the less. Every year for my birthday and Christmas, I’d have to dig and claw through countless layers of wrapping paper, tape, and various pantry items just to get to a gift card. Then one year, I decided to fight back. The war has raged on ever since. I have now become a master at revenge wrapping a gift. Do you have a crazy uncle or other relative that you just need to teach a lesson? Here are some tips from me on how to wrap the gift of sweet revenge.
Step 1: Get them a small gift
I’d recommend a gift card or something else similarly minuscule. Going through all that work to only end up with something as small as a gift card really packs the final punch. Even better if the gift card is for somewhere they never go.
Step 2: Wrap the small gift
Cut out a strip of wrapping paper and roll up the gift. You now have a good five layers or so of wrapping paper on the gift. If you’re feeling especially sadistic you could then wrap the gift entirely in duct tape or shipping tape.
Step 3: Put the gift in a small to medium sized box
Make it no bigger than a shoe box. Along with the gift, throw in some trash, like used toilet paper rolls. You could also throw in some folded up wrapping paper as fake gifts.
Step 4: Wrap the box
Wrap that box with one good layer of paper, making it nice and neat. Then cover the entire thing in duct tape. Wrap it again, and add more duct tape. Shipping tape works too. Repeat this step to your liking.
Step 5: But the box inside another bigger box
Make this box big enough to put more various trash items in. If you want you can throw in some items from your pantry, or whatever you want to throw in there.
Step 6: Wrap that box
Make this wrap job nice and easy. No layer of duct tape here.
Step 7: Wrap it again, but with a surprise
Before you completely wrap the box again, throw in a butt load of confetti. It can be from your shredder or any other kind of confetti you feel like using. Close off the layer after adding in your confetti. However, this step is optional, especially if your victim will be opening the gift in your own home.
Step 8: Wrap it once more
Now you can wrap it again, and on this layer you can cover the whole thing in tape. Repeat to your liking.
Step 9: Wrap it neatly
Here is the final layer. Make it look nice and neat and not at all menacing.
Step 10: Embellishments
Throw on a pretty bow and a name card to make it look like you actually mean to be nice. Now put on a smile and give your gift to your unsuspecting victim.
