World’s Worst College Theme Parties

1. Mormon Dinner Party

All women must wear knee-length skirts and men must keep one foot in between themselves and the woman that they are courting.

2. MILFs and DILFs

Must be held on Parents’ Weekend.

3. Open Bar and Child Stars

Everyone must dress as their favorite child star (i.e. Kevin in "Home Alone").

4. Monks and Drunks

Basically a conservative toga party

5. "Titanic"

The only music playing is “My Heart Must Go On.”

6. Robert De Niro Character Theme

“I’m watching you, Focker.”

7. Shots and Mug Shots

Polaroids taken at the door, inmates must wear orange and have at least one tattoo.

8. Netflix and Chill

"Grey’s Anatomy" is the only background music, pajamas and greasy hair required.

9. "Borat"

All partygoers must speak in "Borat" accent.

10. Safety First

Reflective vests not required, helmets encouraged. D.A.R.E. officers will be in attendance.

11. Founding Fathers and their Daughters

Wigs and wooden teeth are a must at this theme party.

12. Bros Before Hoes

Only men allowed into the party.

13. The Great Depression

Flappers, the Dust Bowl, and poverty. Bread will be handed out at the bar.

14. Trucker Themed

All liquids will be consumed out of Big Gulp cups and only CB Radio will play.

15. 16 and Pregnant

Bonus points for actually being pregnant.

A special thank you to Andrew Hallock, Ryan King, and Eric Betancourt for party ideas.