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Why You Should Definitely Never Go To Canda

These places are the worst.

Camille Elise Awbrey
Dec 01, 2015
University of Idaho
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Why You Should Definitely Never Go To Canda
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Having grown up half an hour from away from our northern neighbors in Canada, I can honestly say that I've spent a lot of time in Maple Leaf country, and it is THE WORST. My family drives up there just to get cheese from this family-owned farm, and I'll admit, that pulling up to its red barn set in a green mountain valley makes me sick. When I was vacationing in Banff and saw the Austrian ski team getting ready to compete, I wanted to vom. I mean, why would you ever live there? Who likes publicly funded healthcare, friendly, culturally diverse citizens (ew), and Tim Hortons on every street? Here are some reasons why Canada is awful, and you should absolutely visit.

First of all, its natural beauty is so ugly.

Lake Louise, Alberta (sundxwn.tumblr.com)

I mean, just look at it

Galiano Island, British Columbia (souveneirpixels.com)

Gag me with a spoon

New Glasgow, Prince Edward Island (fineartamerica.com)

This is the ugliest effing rock pool I've ever seen

Rock Pools, Nova Scotia (amazingonlinemagazine.com)

Please get this out of my face

Brigus, Newfoundland and Labrador (flickr.com)

Its cities aren't any better...

Vancouver, British Columbia (500px.com)

Don't even think about going downtown

Montreal, Quebec (flickr.com)

Why would you ever think this is cool?

Sky Bridge, Toronto, Ontario (500px.com)

Uh, okay Calgary

Calgary, Alberta (500px.com)


Ummm... cities are not supposed to look like this...

Saskatoon, Seskatchewan (scottprokop.com)

Oh, and Canada's quaint little towns suck too

Nelson, British Columbia (discovernelson.ca)

Stop trying to be cute, St. Andrews

St. Andrews, New Brunswick (tourismnewbrunswick.ca)

Pretty sure Banff is overcompensating for something...

Banff, Alberta (snowtime.com.br)

Looking to ski? You've come to the wrong place.

Whistler, British Columbia (radshot.com)


LOL at Revelstoke

Revelstoke, British Columbia (leavetown.com)

That looks like Mt. Doom

Mt. Norquay, Alberta (Photo by: Cuan Jooste)

Whatever, Lake Louise

Lake Louise, Alberta (banff.ca)

And WTF is with all these castles?

Victoria, British Columbia (flickr.com)

Don't think that I'm impressed, because I'm not

Salaberry-de-Valleyfield, Montreal, Quebec (hobomystical.tumblr.com)

Um, what even is this?

St. Jacque's Church, Montreal, Quebec (flickr.com)

Boo you, Fairmont

Fairmont Hotel, Banff, British Columbia (fairmont.com)


That is wayyyy too big

Chateau Frontenac, Quebec City, Quebec (plurdledgabbleblotchits.tumblr.com)


These apartments aren't special, period.

Montreal, Quebec (hometalk.com)

Neither is this condo

Vancouver, British Columbia (classy-inthecity.com)

And neither is this house

Prince Edward Island (lonelyplanet.com)


The restaurants suck

Trattoria Mercatto, Toronto, Ontario (studiomunge.org)


As do the horrible coffeeshops

Arbutus Coffee, Vancouver, British Columbia (jaybanks.ca)

Just ignore their horrible hidden bars

Toronto, Ontario (indie88.com)


And don't even get me started on Tim Hortons...


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