Wow, just wow. I am utterly blown away by Taylor Swift's artistic talent. Who knew she could direct a pretty epic video and write songs about how the average girl is feeling? Not I! Let's look at the moments in the video where Taylor Swift is the psycho ex-girlfriend we all secretly are. She's just confident enough to show it to the world.

1. First, we meet Taylor's love interest. Two words for him: hot damn! Where can I get one?

2. Only Taylor Swift can have two white horses in her bedroom! Is this real life for her?

3. And of course, Taylor and her boyfriend ride them together.

4. Naturally, Taylor and her boyfriend look like the most majestic couple walking their three stallions of dogs.

5. She then paints a picture of her boyfriend like we're in the 1800s or something, which is beyond awesome.

6. She adorably carves her boyfriend's name into a tree, something we all wish we could do, but would be so creepy.

7. They then proceed to make out under this beautiful old gazebo, making it even more beautiful and romantic.

8. Then in Typical Swift fashion, the relationship begins to turn sour. She catches her man texting another girl. Hello, why would anyone cheat on Taylor Swift? Don't you know she's going to write a song ABOUT YOU?

9. Now, she'll really get revenge. First, she'll destroy the picture of you that she painted herself.

10. She'll look hot as s*** and drop your your phone in a fountain. 

11.  She'll find your car and destroy it ... oops!

12. She'll be dressed in lingerie and drive a dagger into your heart.

13.  Taylor will burn all your clothes. 

14.  She'll cut your clothes up in weird places.

15. Taylor will then proceed to throw things at you.

16. She'll strangle your face ... so be careful!

17.  She'll poison you with an apple too, like something out of a storybook.

18. After Taylor kills you, she'll proceed to make out with you.

19. But you gotta love Taylor. She's the coolest psycho ex-girlfriend we all can sometimes be. So don't mess with her — or us!