It's here — the third season of "Orange is the New Black." A good percentage of the population is probably still binge-watching in holy hibernation, but those of us who've digested the full fourteen hours have one thing on the brain …

Ruby Rose.

I'm not quite sure what it is about her that's causing such an uproar in the female population.

Who am I kidding, OF COURSE, I know ... it's her perfect lips (step aside, Kylie Jenner), teeth, and hair! (Seriously, who knew that dead cells could be so perfect and beautiful).

Move out, Mary Poppins, she's MORE than practically perfect in every way. For all the girls out there who are watching OITNB and loving Ruby Rose (maybe a little too much) you're not alone! Who wouldn't love her?

1. Her accent.
I don't know what it is about someone who sounds slightly different than me, but when she opens her mouth, I feel all the feels (ALL of them).

2. Her name sounds like a beautiful poem.
Roses are Ruby and violets are blue …This is borderline creepy, but I'm in love with you.

3. She's from Australia, so she's got that whole foreign thing down.
And it's definitely working for her. Also, she's probably seen a Kangaroo, live, in person.

4. She fights against animal abuse.
Ruby Rose has been a long time supporter of charities that focus on diminishing animal cruelty. What's cooler than that?

5. She even makes the term "nerd berger" look cool.

6. The tattoos. I've never wanted permanent ink injected into my body so badly.

7. She's bad ass! Need I say more?

8. She loves her body. Who could forget the scene that started it all? If you air dry, I air dry.

9. She's a mama's girl.

10. She's quite possibly the most beautiful human being on the planet. See below, and you're welcome.

In summary, Ruby Rose is the perfect combination of Barbie AND Ken, and I just want to thank her parents for blessing her with perfect genes.

Sincerely,
Definitely Straight, But Ruby Rose Made Me Think About It For a Minute (Or Two)