The leaves are changing colors, the weather is getting colder, and pumpkin spice flavored coffee is back. Do you know what that means? Fall is here.

Everyone gets so excited when this time of year arrives and I just don't get it. I mean sure the leaves look prettier, but the weather feels worse! Up here in NEPA it's below 30 degrees just about nine months out of the year! How is that enjoyable? And fall is just the herald of it all.

Don't even get me started on pumpkin spice anything. I know all of you people can't stand pumpkin when it's in a pie or any type of food. But as soon as you put it in coffee it's a God sent! Hypocrites, all of you!

Also, people (particularly girls) obsess over fall wardrobes with sweaters and boots and all that nonsense.

Not me.

Half of my wardrobe has to be replaced with fluffy, huge, and heavy overcoats. That's no fun.

When Fall comes around, the days suddenly get shorter and shorter until it's dark at 5 p.m.! That's a bad thing! I like daylight! Heck, I love daylight! I don't want it to leave!

So if you ever tell me that you love Fall, I will rule blasphemy, and assume that you hate all things delightful.