Everyone's least favorite celebrity is back in the news this week. No, I'm not talking about one of those ridiculous Kardashian hobbits nor Kanye, nor Jared from Subway. I'm talking about someone who's actually done something horrible (but not Jared from Subway, let's pretend I didn't use him an example). Let's talk about someone truly horrendous. Let's talk about Lena Dunham.
You may already be enraged about this news, but Hillary Clinton has decided to do an interview with Ms. Dunham in an attempt to gain support from millennials. Whatever, that makes sense. I can deal with Hillary Clinton trying to garner support by trying to seem hip and cool. That's why she released that Spotify playlist with all the "new fangled rock and roll music" (ultimately a mistake because she didn't realize that millennials aren't as into Ella Fitzgerald as she is).
But it was a massive mistake to do the interview with Dunham, because, at least as one millennial knows (note: that one millennial is me), Lena Dunham is the worst person in the world. I can point to multiple aspects of her past to prove this, and I've decided to list some of them below.
She went to Oberlin.
That's right, Lena Dunham is a naked party kind of girl who probably wants to eat your face and feed it to her zombie peers.
She's been nominated for eight Emmy awards.
That stupid, twig-munching monster. I hate her. I haven't been nominated for one Emmy. This is ridiculous.
She's dating the dude from Bleachers.
And I'm assuming "I Wanna Get Better" was about how awful Lena Dunham is as a human being.
She stole dancing stupidly to Chandelier from me.
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME BEING VIEWED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. DAMNIT LENA, STOP RUINING MY LIFE.
