1. He expects me to clean up after him.

My room mate doesn't know how to turn dirty dishes into clean ones. He thinks the dish washer loads and unloads itself automatically. It's magical. He got mad at me for saying that he never takes out the trash. He said, "I took out the trash once!"

2. He doesn't care how high the utilities are.

In the winter, he will open windows when the heat is running and it's 45 degrees outside instead of turning the heat down or not wearing a sweatshirt. In the fall, he turned the AC on when it was 65-60 degrees outside, but he was wearing a sweatshirt, a long sleeve shirt, and sweatpants.

3. He complains constantly about everything.

Have you ever had a bad day at work or school? This guy has the worst day of his life.....every. single. day.

4. Nothing is ever his fault.

Those bad days I mentioned? If you show up late to work 1.5 hours late, you're going to have a bad time. Skip studying for a test? Expect a bad grade.

5. He mansplains EVERYTHING.

Have you ever needed someone to interrupt and correct your every thought? Yeah. me either.

6. He teases my pets.

Animals are a good judge of character, and the verdict is out. We hate you.

7. He makes sounds just to annoy me.

You know that kid in middle school who would burp randomly for laughs? Yeah, he grew up, and I live with him. He's a walking medical anomaly. No one should have that many burps at their disposal.

8. He doesn't take anyone else's feelings into account.

*MIND. BLOWN.*

9. And he has NO problem letting you know how little he cares.

He has ruined nearly all of my pots and pans. Instead of apologizing, he tells me the pans are "broken". -.-

10. He has zero redeeming qualities.

You never REALLY know someone until they're yelling at you through a bathroom door that your cat was being a bitch.