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Why Disney World Is The Worst

Who cares about magic?

Brianne Inderwies

Apr 03, 2016

Immaculata University

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Disney World is awful, perhaps even the worst. The magic, the food, the atmosphere, how could this ever be wonderful? Disney World has nothing to offer. It does not provide you fantastic memories or great times with friends and family. It is simply boring. Why would anyone go to a place like this? Here are just a few reasons why Disney World is the worst:

1. The Magic

How could this possibly be magical?

2. The Parks

This is absolutely hideous.

3. The Food

Ugh! Mickey waffles are the worst! There is no detail at all!

4. The Resorts

This is hideous! Why would anyone want to stay here?

5. The Monorail

This does not look like an efficient way to travel. It does not look like much fun either!

6. The Characters

Meeting the characters is not the most magical experience!

7. The Cast Members

They are not happy. They never even smile.

8. The Rides

Look at this. This does not look like fun.

9. The Atmosphere

This is ugly. Did they even try to make this look perfect?

10. The Restaurants

Wow. This place provides an awful view and awful food.

11. The Fireworks

Look at it. The castle, the lights, the colors, how is this entertaining?

I hope you all could appreciate this sarcasm. Of course Disney World is the absolute best! "May all your wishes come true!"

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Why Disney World Is The Worst

Who cares about magic?

1. The Magic

2. The Parks

3. The Food

4. The Resorts

5. The Monorail

6. The Characters

7. The Cast Members

8. The Rides

9. The Atmosphere

10. The Restaurants

11. The Fireworks

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

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In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

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Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)