I want to start out with this: Mom. Since you're reading this, I love you very much and do not want to trade you in for any other mother.

Okay, the end of spring semester is grueling. All of your professors in each of your classes gives projects worth tens of thousands points due on the exact same day and you can't just college anymore. I get it. That's why I'm here. I found a woman who can comfort you. She will make you feel like a champion of life. Her name is Beverly Goldberg.

Bev is the mom we all need during the last few weeks of spring semesters, here's why:

She thinks you're incredible, which should give you confidence going into finals:

Although she cares about your education:

She will definitely have your back during your many many meltdowns:

Because no one is allowed to hurt her delicious child:

Even if you do fail (which you won't because you're awesome) in her eyes, you're the winner:

After finals, she'll help you celebrate:

So, with this go destroy your finals. You're almost done. Study hard, or watch The Goldbergs...whatever.