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10 Things Every Basic College Girl Drinking White Claws Should Drink INSTEAD

Ain't no laws when drinking claws? Well, there should be...

Haley Mortensen
Sep 23, 2019
Arizona State University
2341
10 Things Every Basic College Girl Drinking White Claws Should Drink INSTEAD
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Everyone knows White Claw Hard Seltzer was this summer's biggest fad. For those of you who live under a rock, White Claw is spiked seltzer. Alcoholic club soda. La Croix's spicy cousin. 100 calories. Chad and Kelly's drink of choice at every Greek life party. Basically, it's a basic's drink of choice. But here are 10 drinks that every bad betch can agree are WAY better than white claws (no, seriously).

1. Applebee's $1 "Adios Drink"

Anyone over 21 knows what an AMF is. Anyone over 21 also knows that you definitely will be saying "Adios" if you have one of these powerful beverages. You can now enjoy this poison in a glass at your local Applebee's for ONE DOLLAR through the end of the month! I'm just as confused as you are.

2. Hot Dog Water

Yep. I said it. I meant it, too.

3. Bar Mat Shot

Yummy!

4. Craft Beer

Not my first choice, but it's still better.

5. Cheap Beer!

Gross, but still better.

6. Four Loko

Actually...unless your name is Kyle, maybe you should stick with White Claws instead.

7. A Gamer Girl's Bath Water 

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They sell that now, ya know?

8. Dish Water At A Busy Restaurant

It can get pretty disgusting back there, but that water would still taste better (and would probably get you more sauced) than a White Claw.

9. Bleach

Tasty.

10. Literally ANYTHING Else

END THE WHITE CLAW EPIDEMIC!

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