When You Grew Up To Be Squidward
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When You Grew Up To Be Squidward

I'm Squidward, You're Squidward, We're All Squidward.

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When You Grew Up To Be Squidward

When my alarm goes off at seven in the morning I lay in my bed thinking about life. I wonder where did my young, full of life self go? At one time I had the excitement and energy of Spongebob, but now I realize that I grew up to be Squidward.

When my alarm goes off at the crack of dawn.

I have to pretend like I am happy to start my day. Society wants me to be mature and act like an adult when really I my face is like this.

When I'm going to class and there are three tours, lost freshman and just slow people in general.

I have so many choice words that I would like to say to these people but then I remember that I'm trying to get the universe on my side.

Me thinking about having to actually adult in the upcoming years.

I'm just trying to hold on to the last bits of childhood that I have left, is that too much to ask for?

When everyone seems to have their life together and I'm just over here like....

Excuse me sir, how do you have your life together? Can you teach me how to adult?

When everyone on social media thinks I care about their political views

You know who you are.

If you told me when I was younger that I would grow up to be Squidward, I would've laughed in your face and said that couldn't be possible. Now that I am "trying" to adult I realize that Squidward embodies the millennials. Embrace your inner Squidward.

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