1. Perfect hair is a must. Before a morning walk, bed head must be fixed.

2. If you’re going for more than a bathroom walk, a bowtie or other accessory is vital.

3. Excuse me, it's raining, I require a rain jacket and rain boots.

4. I know I peed on my front legs, but ummm they have to be cleaned.

5. Humidity makes my ears poofy, and I are not okay with it.

6. Speaking of ears, if I have long ears, they better not be flipped.

7. While I enjoy being primped and prepped, and bath time is lovely, I do not enjoy actually being wet.

8. The world is exciting. Very exciting.

9. Human food is required, but only to accompany puppy food.

10. Everyone in the family takes a probiotic, therefore, I do as well.

11. Speaking of human food, I eat from the table. But don't go thinking I get fed with fingers. Nope, I eat off the fork. Just like a real HOOMAN.

12. Must sleep in my own bed, and it's MY bed.

13. I can tell that you have a cut on your foot, or that you are sad, so I will lick your physical and emotional wounds.

14. Must be included in all family activities. Especially the family portraits.

15. If you're having ice cream for dessert, you bet I want a lick. Or, you know, like split it 70/30 with me.

16. When dinner is called, I'm the first one at the table. I might as well have a high chair there.

17. While poofy ears are NOT okay, at least when its from humidity, a floofy tail is always appreciated.

18. I pick out a new bowtie every morning, and makes sure everyone sees it.

19. Don't you dare walk past me in the street without acknowledging me.

20. I actually gets excited about new outfits. And forget about walking into Petco without a new toy or sweater.

21. Will only go to bed after a nap with everyone on the couch after dinner. I must be carried to bed like a baby, tucked in with my blanket, and told that you love me.