Every person has experience those late night, I need something greasy urges. In today's world, when you get in your car looking for the next salt-soaked thrill, you've got plenty of choices. In fact, it could be said that different fast food joints offer different unique, fat-filled experiences, each of which lends itself to certain types of late night food runs.
For those of you who went to get fast food past 11 pm at least three times in the last week (cough cough...myself), this one is for you:
The Classic: McDonald's
Going to McDonald's on a late night food run means:
-I'm an inexperienced late night food runner and McDonald's is like, solid right?
-There are no other good options open this late and I'm too poor for better fast food.
-Salty fries. Sallllttyyyyyy friiiieessss.
-ALL DAY BREAKFAST IS HERE BITCHES!
PRAISE:
The Adventurous: Sonic
Sonic (my personal favorite) usually goes something like:
-I want a burger. And chicken. And a side. And one of those slushie things.
-I have 5 people in the car and we're all going to get out of the car and push separate buttons instead of drive through, because only Sonic has stuff that cool.
-CINNASNACKS ARE CRACK, OK?!
I actually make that face while eating Cinnasnacks
The Dangerous: Taco Bell
Taco Bell food runs usually mean:
-I don't care what my bowel movements are like tomorrow.
-If I do a food run ever, I only get Taco Bell because I'm a loyal type of lady.
-DRAAAANNNKKK (aka, I've been driven here by my sober friends and GIVE ME TACOS)
The Desperate for Unhealthy Food: Gold Star Chili
Gold Star typically is like:
-I just got off work and I really need melted cheese.
-Three words: Chili-Cheese-Fries.
-How many coneys can I shove down my throat in five minutes?
#truechampion
The Classic Pt. 2: Wendy's
I can admit I'm sometimes like:
-I hate McDonald's but I want the same food.
-I'm just here for the chili, yo.
-I recognize the superiority of Wendy's burgers because I'm an experienced food runner.
You go, Wendy's commercial girl!
The Why Am I Here: Arby's
To all of you who have been affected by this tragedy, I'm very sorry:
-I love curly fries.
-There is literally nothing else around to get.
-I'm not here of my own free will...my friends are savages.
Liam Neeson is asking you a question, dammit.
The Ice Cream Run: Dairy Queen
When you go to DQ like:
-I'm the kind of person who craves ice cream in 30 degree weather.
-Seriously, give me a blizzard.
-I will turn this upside down after you give it to me like the commercials.
I will do this:
And then I will do this:
