Nacho Cheese/Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos
Classic with a twist. You could be described as “basic" but at the last second you throw on something cray cray and change the normal to the extraordinary. This could be a normal taco, but some genius made a shell out of Doritos and the world will never be the same, just like your impact on the world will change it forever. You are a part of the crowd but you do it a slightly different way. YOU GO GLEN COCO!
Quesarito
You like the finer things in life. You could've just gotten a burrito, but you want more than that, in fact you deserve more than that. You also love when things are going smoothly. Like this delish meal, everything's better when there is no “crunch" in your life and you do everything you can to keep the bumps out of each day. Keep doing you, you smooth creamy person.
Fiesta Taco Salad (Chicken)
If you go to Taco Bell and order a salad then I am convinced you are some sort of super human. Any person with this kind of order is trying to hard to stay healthy and wow is it impressive. This person is stubborn, I mean you seriously read the whole menu and decided on a salad. I bet you're one of those people that look skinny but tell people you're fat. Although I hate you, I want to be you.
Nachos Bellgrande
Mother Teresa, is that you? We got a sweetheart over here!! If you order nachos, especially this large of a size, you are a caring, giving human being. We need more of you in this world. Willing to purchase a meal that is so easily stolen from those around you, but yet you still do it! On behalf of all the moochers sitting beside you, thanks for being you.
Crunchwrap Supreme
First of all, if you are ordering this before 10PM, I think its time to call mom and ask for some advice because this is a nighttime food, just like you! You love the nightlife. Each night you look forward to the unexpected twist and turns that could take place once you step outside the door. Just like when you bite into this monstrosity and you don't know what flavors will be the most prominent as you chew. You are popular and a great time, just like your favorite crunch 4th meal. Party on!
Baja Blast Freeze
You don't play by the rules. Sure, you could've just gotten a regular Baja Blast, but that's not the person you are. You want to be different from everyone else and this time, it paid off. Jennifer Lawrence probably makes each Baja Blast Freeze because only perfect people can make such a perfect drink. So, by default, you are a span of Jennifer Lawrence. Congrats, you win life.
Cinnamon Twists
I want to bring you home to meet my grandma. You, my new BFF, know when you deserve to treat yourself and there is no better time than the drive thru line at T-Bell. Sometimes, all this meat and cheese is just too much for a nice, sweet, person, and you need to break that up with some sugary sweetness. You also probably do very well in life because you know the importance of a good desert. These types of people have gone pretty much extinct because of this whole “organic is better" phase. You do you.
Any Breakfast Food
Listen, I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if you are actually going to TACO BELL for breakfast, I think it is time to re-evaluate your life. I can't even tell you what this order says about you other than I am sorry for whatever brought you here for breakfast. Like honestly. You just drove to Taco Bell, for breakfast… Please seek help.
