What Your Starbucks Order Says About You

What Your Starbucks Order Says About You

What you drink can show how you think!


Starbucks: the essential for "basic" white girls, old people, and everyone in between. With so many options, it can be hard to choose. But sometimes what you order reflects your personality. Here are some popular drinks and what they say about the person ordering them.

1. Caramel Macchiatto

You are the one who looks at the menu, but gets the same thing every time. You're bubbly and fun-loving, but cautious. You're a minimalist.

2. Americano

You're either a powerful CEO, a grandpa, or a psychopath. You are a straight shooter who doesn't sugar coat anything. You're always on the go, and think a cup of joe is fine as is without add-ons. You're simple-minded.

3. Skinny Mocha

You're either someone who is obsessed with health and/or wellness. You want to splurge on a normal mocha, but it's not in your macros for the day. You're focused and well-driven. You push yourself to the limit, both mind and body.

4. Vanilla Frappuccino

You are probably a 10-year-old, or an adult who is stuck in their childhood. You're innocent and naive. There is a world out there that you haven't explored yet. You probably asked for extra whipped cream on top. If you're an adult that still orders these, grow up and order actual coffee like a normal human.

5. Chai Tea Latte

You're the friend that is like an old person. You like sweaters, cats, and playing board games. You're the person that wants to go home instead of go out. You probably go to bed at 8 PM. You're the fan favorite who can never do wrong.

6. Venti Vanilla Latte with an Extra Shot of Espresso

You're the well-known coffee addict. The more caffeine surging through your veins, the better. You probably have insomnia because you work nights or were up late studying for an exam. You talk fast to the point nobody can understand you. You're a big ball of energy.

7. Pink Drink

You don't go to Starbucks to get coffee: you go for the aesthetic. You're all about the angles and the lighting. You're the person on Snapchat who says, "Phone eats/drinks first". You probably have only selfies on your Instagram profile. You think you're a leader, when in reality- you're a follower.

8. Nitro Cold Brew with Cascara Cold Foam

You're not addicted to coffee, but you would consider yourself a coffee aficionado. You're very picky in all aspects of your life. You have an arrogant way about you. You think that coffee isn't a drink, it's a way of living. You probably are a hipster.

9. Iced Coffee

Summer is probably favorite time of year, and you are in denial that there are other seasons. You resist change. Once you're in your comfort zone, you stay there and never venture out.

 Sugar-free Cinnamon Dolce Latte with Almond Milk and Extra Foam, Extra Hot

You're probably a high maintenance mom who drives a mini van. Your kid didn't make the school musical and you're mad about it, so you're going to take your frustrations out on everyone else. You're a Debby-downer who asks for the manager. Your name is probably Shelly or Linda.

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18 Times Kate Middleton Was Actually All Of Us In College, Beside The Princess Thing

Every girl has to go through her clueless college stage before she reaches Duchess status.

Kate Middleton is basically a household name by now, and how could this not be the case when she has the gorgeous hair, kind smile, and incredible fashion sense. With her constantly in the spotlight looking so put together, we sometimes forget that the Duchess was actually all of us in college!

Here are 18 times that Kate proved she was just like all of us.

1. Going all out in the name of school spirit

There is nothing like breaking out the war paint and screaming for your home team. Like Kate, we all love to get a little messy and make some memories with our friends.

2. Hanging out with the roomies

Some people may not get lucky in this area but for those who are best friends with their roommates, they understand the love. It's a dream come true for everyone who has always wanted to live with their best friends. It's like a sleepover that never ends.

3. Dressing up cute on the first day of school...

You got to make a good first impression on your way to school. Whether it's during your 7 A.M or 4 P.M., it's always best to dress to impress.

4. ...and wearing yoga pants for the rest of the year

And this goes all the way until the last week of school when you don't bother getting out of bed to wear pants at all.

5. Going grocery shopping and throwing in cookies, ice-cream, and every type of Pringles because your mom isn't there to say no

You'll probably regret that in a few months when the Freshman Fifteen kicks in.

6. Walking for miles from your car to your dorm carrying groceries

We can't park by the apartment for a solid five minutes to carry our groceries up to the kitchen or we will risk a ticket, but we can walk a few miles carrying food that gets heavier, and heavier, and heavier with every step.

7. Going out for a night on the town on a Friday night

Dancing, laughter, and fun? Everyone in college has been to a party or two. It's a classic part of the college experience. Sometimes you just need a distraction from all the essays and tests.

8. Being so late to class you threw on whatever your hands grabbed next

We've all been there. Our alarm doesn't go off, we press snooze a few too many times, or forget to even set an alarm and next thing you know we are running around the dorm room like Taz from Looney Toons. You throw on whatever, then run to class.

Unfortunately 9/10 times our outfits don't turn out. Although, Kate can certainly pull off this look, no matter how mismatched.

9. Pretending your walking to the same building as the cute boy you met so you have the excuse to keep talking to him

I am very guilty of doing this. Although I missed my class, at least I got to talk to the really cute boy who has class at 9:45 in the STEM building. It was worth it.

10. Sitting on the floor or standing because you're a poor college student who can't afford chairs or tables

Eating on the floor? Always. Being a college kid is tough and sometimes you have to sacrifice some things to obtain the others. Such as choosing chocolate milk and Halo Top over vegetables and hair conditioner.

Judging by Kate's beautiful locks, she chose the conditioner.

Probably the vegetables too.

We should just all follow her example.

11. Going on cute date with the boy you followed to class-turned-boyfriend

Now my short-lived romance may not have extended farther than us talking and walking to his class, but Kate and William obviously had a better ending. Nevertheless, college is the place to grow and date and possibly find the one.

12. Keeping your hair long and growing because you can't afford to get it cut

Don't trust your roommate. No matter how many times she begs you to let her cut it. Don't.

13. Turning 21 and getting dressed up and going out with your best friends

While this one probably doesn't apply to Kate, since you can drink at age 18 in most countries, all my people in the United States know the sweet freedom of turning 21. It's an iconic time in a students life and marks a huge milestone as well.

14. Passing out flyers for some type of movement or protest

Everyone wants to be a part of something bigger - which is why college is the time to stand up for what you believe in. May that be RedforEd, Planned Parenthood, anti-Abortion, Trump, the Wall, pizza bagels, it's all an exercise of the first amendment.

15. Ranting to your friends about the professor that just "doesn't understand you"

You know your thinking about that professor right now as you read this. And you know that that's your reaction whenever they give you a bad grade or say something you disagree with at the tiniest degree.

16. Getting glammed-up for those senior photos

Pick out your best outfit and make sure it's a good hair day because everyone will be viewing these photos forever... and in Kate's place that is more than true. Luckily she looks as gorgeous as ever. Does she ever have a bad hair day?

17. Walking out of your last class knowing you'll never have to write a single paper again

And purposefully not thinking about how you will be going into the real world in less than a few days.

18. When you've graduated and realized you have no idea what you're going to do with your life

Maybe a prince will be right around the corner to sweep you off your feet so you won't have to figure your life out.
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Why Han Jisung Is My Role Model

Just some reasons as to why I admire this boy so much.


Han Jisung is an 18-year-old boy from a K-pop group called 'Stray Kids.' Stray Kids happen to be my favorite K-pop group of all time, and I have been supporting them since pre-debut. Since the beginning, Han Jisung was my favorite member. Since then, I've gotten two more members who are also my favorites, but Han Jisung is special to me in certain ways, just like the others are. He's one of the only people I would call my role model who I don't know in real life.

From the beginning when I watched him on their reality show, he stood out. He looked dorky almost, but he was very expressive. Then I got to absorb his talent and realize how much potential he had for being so young. This boy not only raps in a unique style, but he also writes amazing lyrics and can hit high notes that are hard for a lot of males to hit. His talent is indescribable.

I started observing him in general, then when I learned about what sets him aside from his talent. He has squirrel like cheeks, and hes very tiny. His personality is full of love and the perfect word I'd use to describe him is goofy.

He always tries to joke with the other members, but they always brush him off or make fun of him, despite him being one of the funniest people to walk this earth. He could literally only make a face and I would die laughing.

His heart is giant. During the show is when I first realized this. When the boys had to do a song evaluation for their boss, one of the members didn't do well, and on the spot, their boss asked the boy to rap when he never had before. Jisung's member, Minho, was very nervous about having to do it on the spot and Jisung noticed this. He grabbed Minho's hand right when he had to rap and tapped the beat for him on his palm so he would keep the correct tempo. That simple act made me realize how much he cared for his members and how open he was. Throughout the show, you could see how much he cared about the members. When two of them got eliminated, he was the first person to go over to them both times and make sure they're okay.

I've had the pleasure of quickly meeting him three times face to face. K-pop meet and greets are completely different than American artist ones, and they're very quick. Despite how quick it is, Jisung made sure every fan felt loved and you could tell by his facials that he cared and studied every fan he saw. I'd say he's one of the best idols when it comes to caring about fans. When he's on stage, he always tries to acknowledge people in the crowd to his best ability.

When I first saw him, it was his first time abroad in the U.S. When he saw how many people came to see him, he looked so shocked and kept tapping his members freaking out over all the people. He is an artist you can tell is grateful to be doing what he's doing and doesn't take it for granted.

For being an 18-year-old boy, you'd think he'd have loads more to learn, but no. He's incredibly down to earth and humble, and his talent is insane. There's no one like him on this earth, and that's why I look up to him so much. I will support him forever.

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