Have you ever been sitting around the frat castle wondering which of your bros are the frattiest? Here is a list of the frattiest things my roommate Carlye and I could think of. Mentally check all that apply.
1. __ Currently live in a party room in your fraternity2. __ If you ever bought McCormick’s by the case
3. __ If you’ve been golfing on both of Purdue’s courses
4. __ If you have bought a round for everyone at the Harry’s
5. __ If you have drank a beer in the shower
6. __ Make your Facebook status every Thursday “cactus”
7. __ You tailgate for every football game, but you don’t have tickets.
8. __ Wear Sperry’s and tell people about them “bro, check out my Sperry’s”
9. __ You haven’t driven in your car in two weeks, but a pledge drove it last night because he was sober driving.
10. ___ Know what “Chinos” are and wear them to class
11. ___ You read “Total Frat Move” at least twice a week
12. ___ Shop at Ralph Lauren
13. ____ If you are 5’10” or shorter
14. ____ If you have gone on a road trip with your bros to see a concert
15. ____ If your mini fridge has more keystone than bottled water
16. ____ If you religiously go to the gym once a day
17. ____ You have played Madden in the past week
18. ___ If you listen to “fratbeats” while you are studying
19. ___ The word “bro” is your every day vocabulary.
20. ___ Had a pledge turn in your homework
21. ___ If your iPhone has a cracked screen
22. ___ You have watched "Entourage" in the past week
23. ___ If you have ever worn Thursday night’s party clothes to your Friday morning class
24. ___ You have bought clothes at Brooks Brothers
25. ___ Have been told your Sperry’s stink
26. ___ Are a registered republican
27. ___ You prepare more for your intramural games than for your exams
28. ___ Your house has a B-team for intramurals
29. ___ You have the “total frat move” app on your iPhone
30. ___ You own real Ray Bans.
31. ___ Hangover before an intramural game
32. ___ You have shacker sheets around your bed
33. ___ You have played FIFA in the past week
34. ___ You have drank a beer with breakfast
35. ___ Porch fratting instead of going to class
36. ___ You know every word to “ I Love College”
37. ___ You play the song in #30 in your party room every night
38. ___ Your life motto is “Bros before Hoes”
39. ___ You don’t schedule your classes before noon on Thursday or Friday because the weekend starts on Wednesday
40. ___ Mass texting at least ten girls to invite them to a party that night
41. ___ You have driven to Illinois (or made a pledge) to buy alcohol on Sunday.
42. ___ You skipped your classes on Friday to go to after school club
43. ___ Have ever read cosmopolitan magazine (make fun of me if you want, but this is the most stolen item from my sorority)
44. ___ You don’t plan on being in a long term relationship (LTR) until you are at least 30
45. ___ You have stolen a composite from a sorority
46. ___ You know what “bro-tein” is (post workout protein with the bros)
47. ___ You listen to dub step
48. ___ You have a secret stash of better alcohol (maker’s mark or, jim bean)
49. ___ You would never be caught dead wearing cargo shorts
50. __ If you have ever asked a girl her name and her response was “are you kidding me? We met last weekend!”
Count up how many you put a check next to. If you checked;
0-9: You are most likely a non-Greek.
Fall rush just ended, but don’t worry there is always the spring.
10-15: You are a sorority girl.
Nice try taking this quiz. It was supposed to be for guys.
16-25: You are a pledge.
You better go find your pledge pop and ask him why you can’t wear cargo shorts to class. Hopefully you learn quickly, or it’s going to be a long semester.
26-35: You are the average frat guy
It’s okay. You probably have a really hard major and spend a lot of time in the library.
36-45: You are a Frat-lete
You are a star at intramurals, but don’t spend enough time focusing on partying.
46-50: You are a Frat-Star
You do it all- partying, intramurals, drinking expensive bourbon and dressing like my dad. Congratulations.
Elizabeth is a junior studying elementary education. You may contact her at dietze@purdue.edu.
