We all know that girls have an undeniable love relationship with their shoes and it’s just something that comes along with being a girl. No one will ever understand it. Guys will never understand why we are so obsessed with shoes, but hey, girls will never understand why guys are so obsessed with buying 20 pairs of the same sneaker in every color. The playing field is pretty even on that one, but a girl's shoe say a lot about who she is personality wise. If you want some insight as to who she might be on the inside, look down before making another move.
Converse Low Tops
If you see a girl in these shoes it means she likes to be comfy 24/7 while still looking cute at the same time. It’s a
way to get out of having to buckle five straps on your sandals you are too lazy
to put on, so you opt out for the Converse selection every time. The plus side
to wearing these bad boys is that they match any attire, which is perfect to
say the least.
Converse High-tops
If you’re rockin’ these shoes it means you’re channeling your inner hipster. You either have them in black or white or
you have them in both colors and you wear them to every college party. They
complete any outfit. They say I’m low key trying to be hipster but I don’t
care because I look really cute in these shoes.
Flip-flops
If you are spotted in flip flops it means two things: you saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops so you wanted some
flip-flops to go along with your army pants, or you are just plain lazy and
just want the most comfortable thing out there. It’s like you’re not even
trying and it hurts me to walk past you people every day. It slowly kills me
inside to see people wearing the Old Navy flip-flops that they bought on
their lunch break last week. Unless you are going to take a shower in the dorms,
take them off your feet and don’t ever wear them again.
Rainbow Flip-Flops
These babies insinuate you’re from California and you are a beach bum. Nowhere else in the country have I seen so
many people wear rainbows than I have in California. It’s a typical known fact
that if you own a pair of rainbows and are at the beach frequently, then it’s
no doubt you were born and raised in California. If you don’t own a pair, it’s
safe to say you pretty much feel like that one kid who always get’s picked last
in gym class and doesn’t fit in anywhere.
Birkenstocks
When you’re not walking around barefoot letting the earth sink into your feet, you usually have a pair of “Birks” on.
These shoes are a tell-tale sign you are super in touch with yourself and the
Earth and you are most likely a vegan as well. You just like to let the spirits
flow through your body and you just like to go with the flow…whatever that
means, of course.
Tennis shoes; specifically Nike
You are either really into working out, like to make people think you actually go to the gym (totally me) or you
just flat out don’t give a crap about what you look like on a daily basis.
Typical white girl outfit, and you will usually see in their natural habitat; a.k.a. Starbucks, and they're usually carrying their PSL’s with them after a good workout.
Gladiator Sandals
This girl falls for anything she reads in Vogue or Cosmo that tells her that these shoes are the new Boho-chic trend of
the year and she absolutely must go out and buy them. You aren’t going on a
date with Caesar, and he might just stab you himself if you wear these shoes out
in public.
Combat Boots
You wear these boots for two reasons: you have a dark or edgy side and you like your outfits to have a little flare, or you
were really inspired when you saw Miley on her wrecking ball and decided to do
some damage yourself and buy a pair.
Wedges
These are for the girls who want to appear taller than they actually are, but don't want to go through the discomfort of
wearing heels. Wedges are the perfect go-to-shoe that make you appear taller, and you still look cute and comfy while doing it.
High Heels (five inches and below)
You’re feelin’ hot, you’re looking great and you my friend are about to have a great night out with
all your girls.
High Heels (five inches and over). One, your skirt or dress is probably so short we can see all the way to China, and you are probably stumbling over your feet at this point in the night. You are looking to go home with someone and make some bad decisions and you will probably do the walk of shame in the morning. There is always that one girl on your floor who goes out on the weekends dressed like this.
As you can see, no matter what you wear on your feet, it will define you in some way possible whether you want to accept it or not.
