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Wearing Makeup: As Told by Disney Characters

It's something we all love to do but takes an enormous amount effort. These Disney characters understand your pain.

Kennady Cantrell
Jul 05, 2016
Disney College Program
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Wearing Makeup: As Told by Disney Characters
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It's all starts with having to wake up, the hardest step of them all.

I'm just kidding we all know it looks more like this.

Then it comes to the big decisions for the day. Do you go with light colors to show some natural beauty and your soft side?

Or do you lean towards your darker colors to let everyone know you have a little bit of a villain in you? Tremble before me you fools! (You have to say fools, every villain calls their subjects fools)

Then there's the whole contouring debacle. It makes you look fierce and gives you glam cheekbones but also adds five minutes to the routine. Why can't there be more time!?!

Now here comes the hard part: putting on the eyeliner and mascara.

Crap it clumped! Now you're stuck with your eyelashes looking like this.

Gah they look so bad right now that trolls are probably singing a song about them.

No matter, just do a little magic here and there then Bibbidi Bobbedy Boo! You are looking fabulous darling!

However, things seem to be getting a bit blustery once you leave the house.

Nothing is worse than wind making your eyes water and ruining your hard work but once you add the factor of heat it goes all downhill from there.

It's like mother nature's own way of saying "Makeup? What makeup?".

Once you finally reach your destination and look in a mirror the result might be terrifying.

Time to go back to work and fix it all up again.

Then of course every makeup wearer's worst enemy attacks..the itchy eye!! All your thinking at this moment is probably don't scratch it, don't scratch it!

Finally you just cave in and you end up looking like the Winter Soldier.

By now lazyness has kicked in and there's no point in fixing it so you might as well work it as you go around asking people "Who the hell is Bucky?". I mean come on that means Captain America is your best friend then and who doesn't love Captain America?!

Finally though the end of the day has arrived. So obviously you're going to take it all off right?

Come on guys we are being honest here sleep, is way more important then that last step right there.


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