Every four years, the Olympics begin again, and, amid the fireworks and spectacle of the opening ceremonies, we all settle in for two weeks in front of our televisions to be amazed. As the gold-medal count rises, so does the American patriotism in the hearts of citizens across the country and the world, including this writer. Don't find yourself lacking the apparel to proclaim the fact that you're "American AF" to all you come in contact with. And bonus: You'll definitely be able to re-wear these to theme parties all year long.
1. Classic torch
This classic T-shirt is designed by Polo Ralph Lauren, the same designer that chooses the outfits that Team USA wears to walk in the opening ceremonies.
2. Blockin' out the ~haters~
3. For the sports anti-fan
Props for being honest with yourself and your allegiances.
Find it here.
4. Cursive flag enthusiast
Unfortunately, it's not being sold anymore, but maybe a fun DIY project to do while watching some of the slower sports (sorry, @golfers).
5. Simple and straightforward
In a comfy, worn-in fabric, too. Buy this classic here.
6. Rushmore $quad
What I wouldn't give to be in this group text; wearing this tank top is the next best thing, though.
7. Coffee & Freedom
What's better than free coffee? Oh, right, freedom of speech and all the other freedoms... Buy here.
8. LOVEly outline
So you won't forget what the States look like from outer space. Check out these beauties here.
9. Beachy baseball tee
The Olympics may be in August, but this is a shirt you'll have to wear in the air conditioning...or save for the fall.
10. Pop-culture reference your parents won't understand
Maybe don't wear this around older relatives or you'll find yourself explaining it over and over. Buy it here.
11. Party animal
The three most cherished American values? Check it out.
12. Babe Lincoln, am I right? 
Who wouldn't want to get down with former president and hat fashionista Abe Lincoln? The spirit of the 4th of July can live all year long, if you try hard enough. Check it out.
So, there you have it, your end-of-the-summer, back-to-school shopping list. Happy watching and cheering!
