Over the past few years, I've grown ridiculously attached to Vine and the content produced there. Hearing that it would no longer be used broke my heart into more pieces than the glass the "Hi, welcome to Chili's" girl shattered. My friends and I still take every opportunity to make legendary references to the app in an attempt to keep it relevant.
Equally as important, I am in LOVE with astrology, and often find myself thinking, "Wow, that was such a Gemini thing to do," or justifying my own actions as "Hey, I'm a Pisces, what do you expect?" Each sign has noticeable characteristics, just as each Viner and their content did.
What could be greater than having a digital embodiment of the traits you display on account of your sign?
Aries
You're adventurous and energetic, and always full of courage to try new things. You beam with enthusiasm and are often quick-witted in your actions. This, however, may lead you to be impatient with others, causing you to do what you want, when you want, regardless of the consequences.
"Kevin, watch the light dude."
"Let me see what you have." "A knife!"
"I like pickles, I can shoot threes, LET'S GOOOO!"
Taurus
Dear Taurus, you're patient and reliable, warmhearted and loving, and are always pursuing your dreams no matter what obstacles you may face. You've got a sharp eye for your niche, and consistently try and help others find theirs. However, this may cause you to be jealous and possessive, leading to resentfulness and self-indulgence.
"If you're ever feeling down, sometimes you just gotta pick yourself up."
"It started when we were young and you were mine..."
When your crush likes somebody else's photo
Gemini
Gemini, you're a very adaptable sign, full of wit, intellect, and eloquence. You're lively, and youthful, nearly mimicking Aries' energy. This leaves the door open though, for you to be a very nervous sign, potentially becoming superficial and inconsistent. But, that's okay! More Valentino bags for you, right?
"Hi welcome to Pizza Hut. Let me guess, pizza?"
"I wanna be a cowboy, baby."
"Wh-wh-awhut? Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?"
Cancer
You're emotional, loving, and protective of those close to your heart. You're incredibly sympathetic and intuitive, which is great! Although, sometimes, it can lead you to be overemotional and touchy to those close to you.
Kid crying with knife
"I love love."
"Hey, you hurt her, I'll cut your d*ck off."
Leo
Dearest Leos, you're a very creative and enthusiastic sign, full of faith and love. You're expansive and broad-minded, always open to new information and points of view. However, it isn't uncommon for you to butt heads with somebody if your pompous, potentially bossy side comes out.
"Hey! I want to be famous."
"I think I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do, genius."
"Hello, I'm Bob Ross."
Virgo
You are modest and shy, reliable and practical, and often analyze a situation fully prior to making decisions. You're meticulous and diligent, which is helpful, although it may cause you to be slightly harsh and too concerned about perfection.
"Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?"
"Wait a minute... who ARE you?"
"Don't even say nothin' to me boy you look like a muhfuckin' uhhhhh"
Libra
Passionate, passionate, passionate. You're all about romance and charm, and you're not afraid to show it. Unfortunately, your flirtatiousness may come back to bite you, causing you to be indecisive, gullible, and easily influenced.
"I love you, biiitch."
"Isis, why don't you be nice-is?"
"Have you ever had a dream that..."
Scorpio
Dear Scorpios, you're a very emotional and intuitive sign, beaming with determination and passion. You're exciting and magnetic, drawing people to you with your energy. However, you may become obsessive and jealous when things don't quite go your way.
"Rebecca, it's not what it seems."
"Ride" ft. those animals you cruise around on at the mall
"DiE fOr EaChOtHeR"
Sagittarius
You're optimistic, freedom-loving, and good humored. You exhibit intellect, and are very straightforward, honest, and philosophical. However, you may be restless on account of this, leading to carelessness or blind optimism.
"You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself."
"What the f*ck, Richard?"
"Iridocyclitis."
Capricorn
Capricorn, you're very practical and ambitious, driven by discipline and patience. You're humorous, but careful and reserved. However, all of this reservation may lead you to hold grudges, and to harbor pessimism deeply.
"Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does."
"I can't do it!"
"B-I-C-T-H"
Aquarius
You're very friendly, and often look out for the interests and feelings of others. But, that doesn't mean you're to be taken advantage of, as you're definitely intelligent, independent, and original. However, occasionally you give in to your detached side, becoming contrary and unpredictable.
"Well, when life gives ya lemons."
Coming back from the club like...
"It's an avocado! Thanks."
Pisces
My fellow Pisces, you're a sensitive, compassionate soul. You're intuitive and sympathetic, but this often leads to you getting hurt. Giving into the other side of your traits often leaves you easily led by others, potentially coining you a secretive escapist.
