Vine is the only celebrity death I will never get over. I do not see recovery even in the nearest decades of my future. However, thanks to the lovely world of the Internet, I do not have to mourn in silence.
YouTube has a golden collection of vine compilations that I spend each night watching, while I self-loathe and cry excessively over the minor inconveniences of life, but here are 12 of my absolute underrated favorites:
1. Hurricane Tortilla
Do you ever hang out with your friends and realize that what you're saying makes absolutely no sense and it shouldn't be funny? That is this vine, except for some reason it is funny. I can never think about tortillas the same again.
2. I want a church girl...
Have you ever been taking a test and you keep getting distracted by a random jingle stuck in your head? This is my jingle. This is what I sing when I go to church with my parents for the entire 2 hour period. This is how I bless my food prior to eating.
3. I wanna be a cowboy baby
There is nothing like flying through the universe with your BFF singing your favorite song lyric on loop, amiright?
4. Mr. Postman
I do not think anything is more iconic than this vine. I cannot decipher whether I am the kid singing or the confused old man saying "yeaaaaaaaaah." Maybe I have mastered the art of being both, who knows?
5. We all die...
THIS VINE TAUGHT ME TO LIVE MY BEST LIFE BECAUSE HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH FOR ALL, NEAR AND FAR, TO HEAR. Not to mention, the dancing loop makes this an 11/10 vine to watch each night on the regular.
6. Cinderella, why do you want to go to the ball?
Can we appreciate Jay Versace's shuffling at the end? No? Alright then.
7. MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID
Pictured here is a visual representation of me when my friends question why I put an entire bag of mozzarella sticks in the oven for only myself to eat.
8. Applecare
I don't know whether this vine makes me cringe as a retail employee or crack up as a customer, either way, this is a necessity in vine culture.
9. Accept yourself, love yourself
Of course it wouldn't be a proper vine compilation without a wholesome vine.
10. It's gonna be ME
nSYNC was the bomb.com and don't you even try to deny it (we know this guy can't).
11. Banana peel
This vine gets the award of most triggering vine I have ever watched because it encouraged me to test the banana peel theory. Fun fact: it is very true.
12. Zack, stop
We end with a legend in itself. Still wondering what the backstory is for this masterpiece, but I accept it as it is.
