There's no one who understands a wild week like everyone's favorite man, Justin Bieber. He's fun, flirty, cool and definitely, he can relate to 10 days of throwing down. Here's some of his most inspirational, heart warming and relatable lyrics that happen to correspond directly to the best welcome week on earth, brought to you by the ~leaders and the best~ at the University of Michigan.
1. "Never say never."
From getting up to darty five minutes after move-in to rallying seven nights in a row –there's no limit to the endless things you'll be dragged to.
2. "So prettier than all the rest."
Every. Girls. Insta. Ever. If you're easily overwhelmed, staying off all social media is probably best for your mental health this week.
3. "You ain't gotta question it, you already know."
Hence when Hawaiian shirt, Lululemon wearing Johnny jumps off the roof into a kiddie pool for the third time this week.
4. "Forgive me for my sins, oh, would you please?"
When your friend tags you in 10 pictures she looks great in on FB, meanwhile you're in the background passed out on the ground, covered in dirt, and have some explaining to do to grandma at the next fam reunion.
5. "Ask me what's my best side, I stand back and point at you."
You will never find your bed (or floor) as comforting as you do in these 5-10 days while you're putting your body through an early mental and physical death.
6. "Baby, baby, baby ooooh."
The start of school means you can stumble up to Panch/Jimmy Johns/No Thai or whenever your heart pulls you and complete your night in the most aesthetic way possible... such as breaking a record for the fastest sub eaten on campus at 3 a.m.
7. "Baby, I be movin' on."
Instead of providing alcohol fit to clean kitchens, Cherry Theta Dad^2 decided to bless your life and upgrade to Bunasty for the night. Heaven? I think so. We'll see you tomorrow Kamchatka.
8. "They see what we got, and you know they want it."
Back to school means thousands of potential new pledges and a boatload of hot girls, so you already know every frat and their grandma won't be sleeping 'til Labor Day.
9. "Sorry."
This one goes out to you, liver.