1. Tide Pod

Gotta stay relevant for those Gen-Zers out there.

2. Toothpaste

They're eating them for pranks anyway. Might as well capitalize off of that. Plus, then you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards.

3. Cheese Whiz 

If you could add cheese to something, why wouldn't you?

4. Avocado

Okay, this one may not be totally sarcastic. Gotta get that Vitamin C in somehow.

5. Boba

Just imagine the squish between the crunch. Major yum.

6. Salt and Vinegar

Sweet and Savory? Or too far?

7. Cheeseburger

Gotta get that protein in somehow

8. Sushi

Oreo crumbles? Tempura? Same thing.

9. Grape

Throwback to the days of children's medicine and every other artificial grape flavored product

10. Mac and Cheese

Bonus points: dip it in ketchup

11. Spam

12. Ramen

Yum yum

13. Bubble gum

Crunchy on the outside and loses flavor after approximately 0.2 minutes

14. Pizza roll 

Complete with 3rd degree burns all over the inside of your mouth. Bonus if they're mac and cheese and bacon flavored.

15. Lip balm 

Like the yummy Smuckers flavors we had when we were little

16. Fried Chicken

Bring it to the family picnic to dip in potato salad.

17. Weed

Nasty AF

18. Hot Cheetos

Enough to give you an ulcer

19. Beer

I can smell this Oreo from all the way over here.

20. Broccoli

This way you can tell your mom you've eaten your vegetables.

21. Axe 

This Oreo's name is Brad and it's already groped you twice and told you it's not ready for a relationship right now.

22. Banana 

Harambe, rest in peace.