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10 Halloween Costumes That No One Else Will Be Wearing

You're one-of-a-kind, so your costume should be, too.

Jaryn Stewart
Oct 29, 2017
New York University
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10 Halloween Costumes That No One Else Will Be Wearing
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You know that you're sick of being the sexy/cute (insert any animal here), and you're definitely not going to drop any money on a Party City costume because college is #expensive.

This is where I come in. I promise you that no one will be wearing any of these costumes below because everyone is BASIC but you, my friend, are simply a STAR!

1. Dress as one of the dogs from the Tompkins Square Park Halloween Dog Parade.

Remember, you are dressing up as a dog dressing up in a costume.

2. Your saddest teacher.

You know the one.

3. Megan Fox's toe thumb.

Because no one is perfect.

4. Any Trader Joe's pumpkin product.

Preferably their Pumpkin biscotti, but it's yo body, yo choice.

5. An old-school Disney Princess that doesn't rely on a man for happiness and fulfillment.

New, phone who 'dis?

6. Your mom giving birth to you.

For those meta folk out there.

7. A non-stressed college student.

I'M JUST FINE I'M PERFECTLY FINE I SWEAR!

8. Jennifer Lawrence in "Mother!"

Spoiler: this costume works best if you get a baby doll and break its neck and then proceed to feed said baby doll to your drunk/high friends.

9. Not a cute cat; instead, a very bored, disinterested cat that hates all people and feels the need to puke and pee on anything and everything.

Shoutout to my shady kitties back at home, Lily and Daisy! Luv ya gurlz!

10. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.

He loves me, I love you! Therefore, vicariously he loves you! (I can make a Mr. Hankey too!)

BONUS: Young, innocent, baby Bieber.

BJWR: Before Justin went rogue.

Bonus-Bonus: David S. Pumpkins

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