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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is a round, a virgin, will summon us from under the ground. Oh Oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!

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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
The Purge

Alright Witches, it’s Fall, I know it's not the official day of fall yet, but who actually cares? and you know what that means, the best time of the year has officially arrived. From someone who ‘s hometown is literally The Halloween Capital of the World, (go ahead, peep that) I can finally wear my blanket scarf and a white sheet over my head and make ghost sounds, without looking like a total freak. Without further or due, here’s some really spooktacular things we can now do, because it’s fall:

  1. Quote every line from Hocus Pocus
  2. Reenact scenes from Halloween
  3. Proceed with caution on that last one...
  4. Cover your whole body in pumpkin everything. Pumpkin. Everything.
  5. Pumpkin Spice. That is all.
  6. Decorate your house in everything orange and black. A little redecorating is always needed, right?
  7. Surprise your roommates by buying a black cat for your house. Better than a dead body, amirite?
  8. Consume a pumpkin spice latte everyday. Forever.
  9. Host a bonfire where you sacrifice all your old summer attire and decorations, while levitating and chanting hymns summoning the fall Gods
  10. Don’t leave your house unless you are in full halloween attire
  11. Start planning for the next years Halloween
  12. Bring home gallons of leaves and throw them around the house so you’re always fully decorated
  13. End all texts, tweets, homework, facebook posts, and instagram posts with halloween emojis
  14. Move all the furniture around your house to make a maze. *bonus points if you’ve already been growing corn stocks for months in preparation*
  15. Start practising your pumpkin carving skills on everything you own
  16. Refuse to eat any food that wouldn’t be found at Thanksgiving dinner or that isn’t candy corn
  17. Camp Crystal Lake is still open right? Camping is always the answer
  18. Repaint all your things to burgundy or burnt orange
  19. Wear your ugg boots, blanket scarf and sweaters even if it’s 90 degrees. Fall is truly a life style, it takes serious dedication
  20. Don’t forget October is only around for 31 days, so feel free to emotionally sob to Casper every chance you get
  21. You might as well kill someone because that’s Halloween-like, right?
  22. While October itself is a holiday, keep in mind Halloweekend is arriving soon
  23. Pumpkin patches and apple orchards are a must
  24. Anyone who doesn’t believe in Halloween or October is from this moment on irrelevant (or dead) to your life, sorry not sorry
  25. Time to crack out the Ouija board everywhere you go, because if you don’t relive The Conjuring, are you even a fan?
  26. When using a knife of any sorts, for any reason, put on your Michael Myers mask
  27. If it’s not plaid, orange, or black, you should NOT be wearing it
  28. It’s the only time you can drink cider alcohol and not be (entirely) made fun of for it not being "real beer"

Be prepared for Fall to end, so don’t take advantage of any day but embrace your inner Ghouls and Goblins and make it the best damn time of the year. Happy Holidays!

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