There Are 10 Types Of Taylor Swift Fans. Which One Are You?

There Are 10 Types Of Taylor Swift Fans. Which One Are You?

Don't join the bandwagon y'all.
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When "...Ready For It" and "Look What You Made Me Do" were released, so many different types of Taylor Swift fans finally came out of their respective shells. We see those who love Taylor more than life itself, and those who really could care less. Where do you fall on the spectrum?

1. The Loyal Follower

This is where my roommate and I fall. We may not like her new phase the first go around, but after listening to it in the car seven times, we understand it and relate to it.

2. The Obsessed Super fan

This fan doesn’t even take time to get used to Taylor's new style. They LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT. Period. Even if they don’t really like her new style, they are die hard T-Swizzle groupies, and they won’t let you forget it.

3. The Bandwagon Fan

This fan likes Taylor when everyone else likes Taylor. Is she topping the charts? The bandwagon fan says, “Taylor Swift is the best artist of our generation; I’ve always believed in her.” Does she have one too many boyfriends for the media’s taste? “That slut. I never liked her music anyway.”

4. The Hipster Fan

To the hipster fan, everything Taylor does is overrated and overhyped. As far as they’re concerned, Taylor has never done an original thing in her whole life. You HAVE to listen to the new Glass Animals song though. So underrated.

5. The Secret Fan

These fans are wannabe bandwagon fans. They pretend to only like Taylor’s chart toppers so that “the bros” don’t make fun of them, but in reality, they are just as in love with Taylor as the loyal followers. When they find a fellow secret fan, all bets are off; instant best friends.

6. The Doppelganger

These girls swear they are JUST LIKE TAYLOR. From their boy drama to their sassy blonde hair, they love songwriting and think they can sing as well, if not better, than Swift herself. To prove it, they will play as many open mics and impromptu jam sessions as it takes.

7. The Country Music Fan

These Taylor Swift fans hated OG Taylor when she first entered the music scene, saying that her sound was nowhere near authentic country. Now, however, they beg for the old Taylor, assuring you that they liked her when she was country, but now she’s the worst. Don’t worry though, they listen to her songs and will sing along when no one is around.

8. The Defensive Fan

Almost a mirror image of the bandwagoner, the defensive fan only likes Taylor Swift when she’s being assaulted by the media. If anyone says something bad about Taylor, they are the first to give you a feminist rant about girl power, but when it comes down to it they’ve heard about four of her songs.

9. The Mom Fan

This fan loves that their daughter(s) have a strong, independent role model to look up to. They have been to at least seven concerts, several of them backstage, all for the good of their children. These moms moonlight as Loyal Followers, however, and love to blast Taylor Swift even when the kids aren’t around.

10. The Seasonal Fan

The fan that only loves Taylor for one stage of her music. They pick a specific album or two and claim it as “their Taylor,” then religiously listen to that album. These fans are good to have as friends because they may listen to some throwbacks that us loyal followers don’t hear as often.

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Fact: If you watch "New Girl," you love Nick Miller.

You can't help it. He's an adorable, lovable mess of a man and you look forward to seeing him and his shenanigans each week. While living the infamous and incomparable life of Nick Miller, and obviously Julius Pepperwood— he has learned many valuable laws of the land. And, although Nick refuses to learn anything from anyone besides his mysterious, old Asian friend Tran, he does have a few lessons he'd like to teach us.

Here are 35 facts of life according to 'Nick Milla Nick Milla':

1. Drinking keeps you healthy.

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

2. Dinosaurs never existed.

"I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the science. I don't believe it."


3. A paper bag is a bank.

"A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls."


4. Having sex is similar to delivering mail.

"I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail it's hot sex that I deliver."

5. Moonwalking is a foolproof way to get out of any awkward situation.

Jess (about Nick): "Now he won't even talk to me. I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me. He does that sometimes."

6. Using a movie reference is also a great way.

Cece: "Come on, get up!"

Nick: "No, I don't dance. I'm from that town in "Footloose."

7. There's no reason to wash towels.

Nick: "I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

Schmidt: "You never wash your towel?"

Nick: "What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?"

8. Exes are meant to be avoided at all costs (especially if/unless they're Caroline)

"I don't deal with exes, they're part of the past. You burn them swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon."

9. IKEA furniture is not as intimidating as it looks.

"I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff. It's like high-stakes LEGOs."

10. You don't need forks if you have hands.

Jess: "That's gross. Get a fork, man."

Nick: "I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!"

11. Sex has a very specific definition.


"It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut."

12. Doors are frustrating.

"I will push if I want to push! Come on! I hate doors!"

13. All booze is good booze.

"Can I get an alcohol?"

14. ...unless it's weak booze.

"Schmidt, that is melon flavored liquor! That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!"

15. Writers are like pregnant women.

Jess: "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus."

Nick: "I can top that easily. I'm having a hard time with my zombie novel."

Jess: "Are you really comparing a zombie novel to my ability to create life?"

Nick: "I'm a writer, Jess. We create life."

16. All bets must be honored.

"There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson. I lost a bet to Schmidt."

17. Adele's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

"Adele is amazing."

18. Beyoncé is extremely trustworthy.

"I'd trust Beyoncé with my life. We be all night."

19. Fish, on the other hand, are not.


“Absolutely not. You know I don’t trust fish! They breathe water. That's crazy!"

20. Bar mitzvahs are terrifying.

Schmidt: "It's a bar mitzvah!"

Nick: "I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised!"

21. ...so are blueberries.

Jess: "So far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships..."

Nick: "And blueberries."

22. Take your time with difficult decisions. Don't be rash.


Jess: "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"

Nick: "You're putting me in a tough spot!"

23. Getting into shape is not easy.

"I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less donuts."

24. We aren't meant to talk about our feelings.

"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings."


25. We're all a little bit too hard on ourselves.

"The enemy is the inner me."

26. Freezing your underwear is a good way to cool off.


"Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing. I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you."

27. Public nudity is normal.

"Everbody has been flashed countless times."

28. Alcohol is a cure-all.


"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."

29. Horses are aliens.

"I believe horses are from outer-space."


30. Turtles should actually be called 'shell-beavers.'

Jess: "He calls turtles 'shell-beavers."

Nick: "Well, that's what they should be called."

31. Trench coats are hot.


"This coat has clean lines and pockets that don't quit, and it has room for your hips. And, when I wear it, I feel hot to trot!"


32. Sparkles are too.

"Now, my final bit of advice, and don't get sensitive on this, but you've got to change that top it's terrible and you've got to throw sparkles on. Sparkles are in. SPARKLES ARE IN."

33. Introspection can lead to a deeper knowing of oneself.

"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."


34. It's important to live in the moment.

"I know this isn't gonna end well but the middle part is gonna be awesome."


35. Drinking makes you cooler.

Jess: "Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing."

Nick: "That's the only thing in the world I know to be true."

Cover Image Credit: Hollywood Reporter

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