In "The Great Gatsby" remake movie soundtrack, it was said best: "A little party never killed nobody." No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

Life's short.

Buy the shoes.

Drink the wine.

Order the dessert.

Here are a few truths every girl knows about a night out.

1. What you think you look like when you leave the house:

2. What you look like when you get back from the club:

Start the day with a smile and end it with champagne.

3. When you have to calculate what year you were born:

4. The face you make when you see that really quiet kid from class dancing:

All things are possible with wine and mascara.

5. When someone bumps into you and spills their drink on you:

5. When you trip and think you're going down but you save yourself:

The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter, and a dislike of the same people.

6. After a few drinks when you start to declare your love for everyone around you:

Cenosillicaphobia: The fear of an empty glass.

7. When you think you can dance but end up looking like:

"Nothing lasts forever, So live it up, Drink it down, Laugh it off, Avoid the drama, Take chances, and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted." -- Marilyn Monroe

8. When you have new best friends from spending 30 mins waiting in line for the bathroom:

There are two types of people in this world: The kind you want to drink with and the kind who make you want to drink.

9. When you get food at the end of the night think it is a gourmet meal:

10. When you leave your tab open all night and then look at your bank account the next morning:

My life is 50 percent wondering if it is too late to drink coffee and 50 percent wondering if it is too early to drink.

11. When that drunk awkward guy won't stop trying to dance with you and your friends:

The most beautiful line is "But I love you"
"I brought you food."
The most painful line is "I love you, but"
"I forgot your drink"

12. When you realize you forgot to take off your makeup from last night but woke up late so you have to run out the door like this:

13. When you are leaving the bar and your feet are in unbearable pain from your heels and you swear you'll never wear them out again but we all know what's going to happen the next weekend:

When is my phone ever going to learn that I never meant "ducked up." -- Olivia Wilde

14. When you wake up and look at your snap and think to yourself "shit, how many people have seen this?"

"Vodka is a kind of hobby." -- Betty White

15. When you assume your alternate identity because, well, why not:

HAKUNA MA'VODKA -- Memories for the rest of your night

"Write drunk. Edit sober." -- Ernest Hemingway