10 Things That True Coffee Lovers Will Find Relatable
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10 Things That True Coffee Lovers Will Find Relatable

There simply are not enough words to espresso how we truly feel...

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10 Things That True Coffee Lovers Will Find Relatable
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There simply are not enough words to espresso how we truly feel...

1. You blame your ill mood on lack of coffee

Short tempers and low patience levels are unavoidable without your morning cup. Also, you are slightly annoyed by really every action. In fact, if you haven't had your coffee, your friends have probably learned by now to just stay away.

2. You've researched at least one time the maximum amount of caffeine that you can drink without dying of an overdose.

Honestly, you really only researched it out of curiosity though. It's not like you would actually lessen your intake of coffee if you knew the safety limit. It almost challenges you to want to drink more caffeine. Pretty unhealthy but it's okay, right?

3. Coffee is an accessory.

Forget about the cute necklace or Pandora ring. If you have your coffee in hand as you walk around town, you feel just as fabulous as any trendy outfit would make you feel. It is an actual confidence booster, you cannot argue this.

4. With that being said, yes, you do want for your coffee to be shown in the picture.


If you and your friend are taking a picture and she gets to show off her new cute shoes and MK purse, then yes, you will proudly pose with your venti Starbucks Pike Roast or your fat-free French vanilla Dunkin Donuts iced coffee. It brings you great joy to share your love of coffee with the world.

5. Coffee does not affect your sleep schedule.


Even though you still drink three times as much the night before a big test when you are cramming, in reality, you could still fall asleep instantly if you really wanted to. Your body is simply immune. Your cup of coffee at 8 AM, 3 PM, and 2 AM is all one in the same.

6. The baristas in your hometown know your name.

They know your order, too, how to make your drink just right. You get a little nervous every time you go to a new coffee shop because you have grown so comfortable with your hometown coffee shop, your second home on a real note.

7. Forget saving money, it all gets blown on coffee.

You can withhold from buying clothes, jewelry, food, and other drinks. However, for some reason, when you see or smell coffee anywhere in sight, your senses literally make you buy it. All you can think about is how great coffee would be right in that moment. Nothing else matters, even the amount of money in your bank account. There is no greater temptation, and you give into it every single time.

8. So naturally, your body has adapted to coffee as meal replacements.

Food is great and all, don't get me wrong. But, when you are on a college budget and are sitting there with $5 in your bank account, obviously you are gonna spend it on that coffee that you see or smell and just HAVE to have rather than some nutritious. filling meal. Sounds logical enough for you and that is all that matters.

9. You love getting asked questions about coffee.

Nothing gets you hyped up more than a person who wants to talk coffee. Not to mention it is a total honor that the person trusts your knowledge of coffee enough. It really is a big deal. You want your reputation for coffee to remain trustworthy and dependable.

10. Coffee is the way to your heart. Every time.

Finally, if you are looking for a boy to sweep you off your feet, coffee has the power to do it. You simply cannot turn down a coffee date. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Coffee is your weakness. It brings happiness to a sometimes dull world.

Although people may disappoint, you can rest in peace knowing that your coffee never will!

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