1. Individuality. Have your ever seen one of those inspirational quotes? You know the ones with A. Lot. Of. Periods. And, they end in, “Be Yourself.” Each and every one of those quotes is telling you not to join a frat. Fraternities have zero room for individuality and will probably kick you out at the very mention of the word. Does this fraternity bear your initials, or some random Greek guy’s? Exactly. 

2. Too many friends. Having over 100 close friends can really get hectic. Not only is your phone constantly losing battery due to all the messages you receive, but everywhere you go you see a familiar face. When you are just trying to hang out, your room gets too overcrowded with friends, you become claustrophobic and either throw up or pass out. Then, these devilish acquaintances make fun of you!

3. Sorority girls stink. There is probably nothing on earth more agitating than a female in a sorority. All they want to do is party with you and bring their good looking friends and that is not what college is about. Then, they won’t leave you alone and you inevitably see them at one of the get togethers your God forsaken fraternity decides to throw.

4. Football game memory loss. After you turn 21, if you are a member of a fraternity, for some ridiculous reason you decide it is a good idea to consume alcohol prior to football games. This would be fine in moderation, but these football game days often start close to five hours before kickoff, and by the time the game rolls around these chumps are too intoxicated to even remember the game. Just remember, “Stay sober, no hangover."

5. By not joining one frat, you are joining every frat! Proven fact: frat guys love when guys who aren’t in the frat come to their house to party. Instead of being confined to one house, you have unlimited possibilities to go hang with guys who really respect you for who you are – and not because of some stupid pledging. You will be a man among boys at these parties, and the girls there will love you.