Admit it, you can't really consider somebody a Spartan if they haven't set foot into La Victoria's Taqueria. This place is legendary! Nothing hits the spot like questionable Mexican food in the wee hours after a night of bad decisions and existential regret like La Vic's! Even so, there are some things on the menu you just don't order. Let's take a look.

5. Veggie Burrito

Or anything vegetarian for that matter. You are trying to order vegetarian food at a Mexican Taqueria? Look, maybe this listicle isn't for you. Maybe you want to look at listicle for "Top 5 Things to Order at Gotta Eatta Pita." Christ.

4. Super Quesadilla

Man, the quesadillas at this place are the bomb-diggity! But who in their right mind would pay $3 more to add just meat and guac into their quesadillas? Nobody. Don't do that.

3. Torta

That means "sandwich" for those who never took Spanish in high school. Don't go to a Mexican restaurant and order the whitest thing on the menu. You're going to look like a tool.

2. A Bottle Of Your Own Orange Sauce

Gross. Like, the sauce is acceptable only in this very niche situation. You do know that people only go to this restaurant when they are desperate for food or wasted? You take this home and your roommates are going to start referring to you as "Burrito Boy."

1. Nacho Fries

Nearly a legend among San Jose residents, nacho fries are ostensibly the crowning jewel in the La Victoria kitchen. Don't believe their lies. Or believe them, and wake up at 3am with the blistering need to empty your bowels, pleading to God, asking yourself, "Was the high worth the pain?" No, it never was.