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Top 10 Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Characters

Am I attracted to an animated lion?

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Top 10 Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Characters

Some people spent Valentine's Day snuggling their significant others. I spent mine spooning out endless ice cream and watching "The Lion King II." That's when it hit me, I may or may not be sexually attracted to Kovu, the lion. What? Then I realized Disney has totally been doing this to us for years. From Princes to Panty Droppers -- we've been feeling the hotness from Disney movies for years now. In case you need another reason to watch a Disney movie today, here are 10 beautiful reasons.


1. Kovu

Talk about panty dropper. I never knew I could be so sexually attracted to a lion.

2. Hercules

If you weren’t eight and dreaming of laying in Hercules’s arms, you lived a sad childhood. Hubadabadada. I need a drool cup.

3. Dimitri

In honor of Disney signing and gaining rights to "Anastasia," this hunk makes the top ten. To the man who stole the princess and our hearts, welcome to the Disney world.

4. Flynn Rider

Disney finally gave us the bad boy we dreamt of. Thanks, Walt.

5. Shane

Can he make a woman out of us? Damn. Show me how much of a man you are, my ninja warrior.

6. John Smith

You can discover my world.

7. Prince Eric

Blame it on those baby blues.

8. Phoebus

Once you get past the name, you realize there is something about that sense of humor and blonde hair which really makes you tingle.

9. Tarzan

I mean, come on. He’s a monkey man. I’d be down to swing on some vines with him.

10. Prince Charming

We must give credit where credit is due. He is pretty charming.

Thank you, Disney, for making us sexually confused at the age of four.

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