1. He's an  outdoorsman at heart, who despises his desk job.

2. He lives by a strict code of conduct called the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. 

Keycomponents include: handshakes (Firm. Dry. Solid. 3 seconds.), stillness, perspiration,  and equal emphasis on teamwork and selfishness. 

3. Despite being a government employee, he finds political spending wasteful, believing that the government should be run by one man whose only job is to decide whether or not  to nuke a country. 

4. He has an alter-ego, the saxophonist and front man of a local jazz band, the Duke Silver Trio. 

5. He claims to only have cried twice in his life. 

At age 7, when he was hit by a bus, and Lil Sebastian’s funeral. Although he has been seen crying multiple times on the show, the  number remains at two, as a man must maintain appearances. 

6. He only drinks dark liquors, his favorite being 16 year old Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch Whisky. 

He also is impervious to hangovers. 

7. He is a simple man who loves pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.

8. On the topic of food, his diet is strictly red meat. 

He stashes bacon in the roof tiles and keeps ground chuck in his desk. 

9. He makes sure everyone knows he had a successful night by emulating Tiger and wearing Victory Red. 

10. His strengths rest in delegating and he only delegates when productivity is absolutely necessary.