When you think of comedy your mind may conjure memories of stand up or movies or a conversation you had with Gregg, the kid you always thought was a little pretentious for having two g's at the end of his name. Save some g's for the rest of us Gregg! Never matter, I think of letters. So...I guess this is what we've come to. A deranged, absurd excuse for entertainment that I'm calling the funniest letters for some reason.

1. h

you know it, I know it. We had to get it out of the way.

2. m

Now, this may come as a surprise to most, but m is actually quite hilarious. Unlike its good-for-nothing big brother M, who likes to spit on other letters, m has been known to crack a joke or two. Go m!

3. G

Just funny. Comedy in its purest form.

4. g

Holy moly cannoli...this is so much better than G. Just look at the way it curves. I honestly can't stop laughing.

5. ñ

I don't have to tell you that ñ is funny. For those of you that have never even seen this jocular FOOL, that tilde pretty much instantly signifies how amazing this letter actually is.

6. Q

I was actually contemplating leaving Q out. I was having trouble deciding whether Q was a comedy genius or an eloquent chaplain of class. Ultimately, after looking at that ridiculous line piercing the perfect, some would say SEXY, circle, I had to chuckle. For what is comedy if not the realization and confrontation of our degrading perfection as mortality begins to eat away at the very substance of our beings.

7. g

oh my god its back! Toby Keith, come see this! g is back!

8. j

Honestly, j is more pathetic than funny, but its not going to get on any other list so I figured I'd do the nice thing and include it. Way to go j! you did something for once.

9. Zelda Sayre's letter to her husband F. Scott Fitzgerald

I look down the tracks and see you coming—and out of every haze & mist your darling rumpled trousers are hurrying to me—Without you, dearest dearest I couldn't see or hear or feel or think—or live—I love you so and I'm never in all our lives going to let us be apart another night. It's like begging for mercy of a storm or killing Beauty or growing old, without you. I want to kiss you so—and in the back where your dear hair starts and your chest—I love you—and I can't tell you how much—To think that I'll die without your knowing—Goofo, you've got to try [to] feel how much I do—how inanimate I am when you're gone—I can't even hate these damnable people—Nobody's got a right to live but us—and they're dirtying up our world and I can't hate them because I want you so—Come Quick—Come Quick to me—Lover, Lover, Darling—Your Wife

...pff...goofo...

10. t