One thing I'm fairly sure that everyone I know can agree on is that the kids on Toddlers and Tiaras were pretty obnoxious, and so were their parents. Drama queen divas with fake teeth, pounds of makeup, and hair curled tighter than their moms' personalities - it was a train wreck you couldn't look away from.
But even I have to admit, these girls were relatable. Especially now as a college kid, I realize that we all care about the same things. So here are 9 times the Toddlers and Tiaras girls related to your inner foodie.
1. When you just can't decide on what to eat.
Some nights, I'm in my bed watching Netflix, and I get the munchies. I mean I have NO clue what I want to eat, so I eat it all. Everything is my favorite food at that point. I eat and eat until I get full if I get full.
2. Chicken nuggets are life.
So apparently, nugs were a movement in 2017. They're all anyone could really talk about. McDonald's nugs, Chik-Fil-A nugs, Tyson dyno nugs - we ate all the nugs. And it looks like the craze isn't coming to an end anytime soon.
3. More chicken nuggets, please.
Like I said, nugs were a craze. It isn't coming to an end anytime soon. These toddler pageant queens have the same obsession with us. They get tired of pageants and get nuggets, and we get tired of schoolwork and get nuggets. We are practically one in the same, right?
4. Bacon is a Priority
Good day? Bacon. Bad day? Bacon. Cry today? Apparently bacon. Bacon was the craze before nuggets took over, and it still tastes just as good and remains a staple for the foodie community.
5. All your money goes to cheese dip.
I don't remember the last time I went to a Mexican restaurant and didn't order cheese deep. Neither can this pageant queen. She spends her pageant winnings on cheese dip; I spend my student loans on cheese dip. I think she may be winning, though.
6. Ice Cream and Hannah Montana are all you need.
I'm 20 years old, and I still spend my Saturday nights like this girl - eating pints of Ben and Jerry's and watching old Disney shows. Cherry Garcia? Yes, please. Like Hannah Montana, herself said, "You get the best of both worlds."
7. McDonald's Meal = Happiness
So maybe you're too old for a Happy Meal, but you can always get a McPick 2. Or a ten piece chicken nugget meal. Or a quarter pounder with cheese. BRB, going to get a McFlurry right now. I'll finish my work later.
8. Pizza >> Looks
So you'll probably gain the freshman 15 in college. Maybe a few more pounds sophomore and junior year. But who cares? With Papa John's on speed dial, you'll be just as happy as if you were stuck thin. There's nothing better than a thin crust cheese pizza on a Thursday night.
9. I have my priorities straight.
Claudia has got it right. We're in college, working on our respective degrees. But if we're honest with ourselves, we probably would give up our Engineering and English degrees to "own a lot of Taco Bells". Because unlimited tacos sound pretty good, am I right?
